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Fresh Off The Bus 3 from Relish
Reviewed by Solitaire

This is the latest and I reckon the greatest so far of the Fresh Off The Bus series, with five stunning starlets showing director Hazza B' Gunne why they're the hottest new girls in porn.

The undisputed star of the show has to be blonde 19 year old Boroka Baus. Her almost total lack of spoken English doesn't matter the moment she turns her charm on for the camera, showing off her breath-takingly lithe slender figure, her long blonde hair brushing the top of her high round arse cheeks. This girl is almost supernaturally beautiful - even her feet are perfect. Stud Tristan Seagal looks like he can't believe his luck as she passionately kisses him then sucks his cock like it's her only reason for living. In return he doesn't just fuck her, he makes love to her - watch and you'll see what I mean. As she gets more and more turned on she reveals herself to be a screamer, moaning and groaning with every thrust, getting so loud the sound microphone almost can’t handle it. Usually I don’t like this in porn as it makes it seem so fake, but in this instance it’s utterly convincing. Tristan looks like he's going to lose control early on, pre-cum shooting from the tip of his cock, but holds it back to give her a thorough seeing-to through a long and passionate scene.

All the starlets here are great however. If you like lean girls like Boroka you'll also love Janet Joy, in her scene with Danny Boy and Tristan. She has a dancer's physique, her waist narrowing almost to nothing between the slight swell of her breasts and hips. She has curves where they're needed though, with a great arse and fat little violet-pink pussy lips. She's not intimidated by having two studs, and in fact takes control, wanking Tristan hard while offering up her pussy for Danny's cock. She laughs as her arse is fingered ready for some dick, and then moans and groans through a great DP before receiving buckets of cum over her face.

Something a bit unusual in Janet's scene is that she gives Tristan's arsehole a thorough licking. Then Lady Tiffany, in the next scene, does the same to Jon James. Is this a new trend? The boys certainly don't seem to mind, and in fact Jon leans back and holds his cock and balls out the way so Tiffany can get better access. She's a bundle of English rosiness, with pale skin and a good line in girl-next-door dirtiness and humour.

All the girls have gorgeous natural figures (lets hope Boroka in particular doesn’t go under the knife - her little tits are perfect as they are), but the award for best breasts here would have to go to Russian new girl Mai Bailey. A sultry dark brunette, she has great full tits with big dark nipples. She'd only been in the industry two weeks when this was filmed earlier this year but lets hope we see lots more of her. Danny Boy takes his time licking her darkly pigmented pussy before she returns the favour on his cock. Then he pulls her g-string aside and firmly fucks her while she braces herself on the back of the sofa.

The other great girl here is 18 year old Eva, from Prague, still a newbie with only two months in the business. She has a cute baby-face framed with golden-blonde hair, but strips to reveal a stunning women's body. She oozes naughtiness, sucking Danny Boy's fingers the moment they come into reach and ripping his trousers off in no time. There's great chemistry here, the two maneuvering around a big armchair to fuck in every position they can. Danny's covered in sweat as Eva crouches with her feet on the arms of the chair, her pussy perfectly positioned for him to thrust up into.

As you'd expect from a Relish production the filming is top-quality, with plenty of well-lit close-ups and no background music to hide each and every gasp sigh and squelch. Hazza's intros to each scene are typically over-long and not very funny, though it's nice to see the girls in their street clothes and no make-up. At over two hours of action and no dud scenes, this is definitely one to set an evening aside for.

Freddie's British Grannie Fuck 8 from Freddie's
Reviewed by Stuart

Popular UK amateur label Freddie's deliver four scenes of hot sex, all taking place in a haunted house inhabited by a very voyeuristic ghost, amateur porn with plots, yay! So without further ado...

A couple arrive at a new house and the guy, G, notices the place has a funny atmosphere. 'Yeah, it's a bit scary' his bespectacled partner Wendy says shortly before declaring she needs a wee, so off they set to find the toilet. Wendy ends up in a bit of a knicker predicament, in that she can't pull them back up. G has a go but can't shift them either and then his trousers end up stuck too! The unfortunate pair shuffle through to the bedroom where they decide the best thing they can do right now, rather than be completely spooked, is get their freak on. Wendy kind of looks like she works in a supermarket, she's forty plus with short brown hair, in black stockings and skirt with a sleeveless white top, G just looks like he's an ex-roadie. She begins delivering a blowjob, stopping to take off her specs then carrying on briefly before having her completely shaved pussy eaten. The duo enter a 69 position before G gets his knob in her pussy and pumps away as she lays on her back. The sex then breaks for more cocksucking and they finish as Wendy rides his rod cowgirl then reverse cowgirl, she's eventually taking a steamy load of cum all over her natural breasts. The couple have no problem pulling their pants up afterwards, those cheeky ghosts sure are mischievous!

Billy and Mel, who is a slightly plump, dirty blonde, are having an argument in the park, she's worried that if he goes out with the lads, he'll get too drunk and won't be able to shag her when he gets in! 'It's like shagging a plane of glass anyway', moans Billy, a classic phrase. They enter the house but get trapped inside with ghostly cackles sounding through the room. Billy suddenly realizes he has a stonking great stiffie. 'Get them pants off, I'm not missing a chance like this' and the oral trading begins, the couple soon forgetting about the haunting voice. Mel is wearing only her black suspenders as she is shagged in numerous suburban sex positions, the two of them exchanging dirty dialogue throughout. A fuck scene that's just like watching your older neighbour porking his wife! Unfortunately, we don't find out if they got out of the house but we can only assume they were successful because next to enter the pervy place are G and upper class lass Arabella.

They end up getting locked in too and after seeing the ghost for himself G, or Mortimer as he is known in the scene, stumbles upon a note saying, 'The only way out is through her knickers'. What's a guy to do? The two of them have been having random urges out of their control up to this point and when they both see the ghost together they quickly decide they'd best take him up on his dirty deal and fuck then get the fuck out of there!

Plump strawberry blonde, Arabella – with nice big juicy jugs - sits back and takes a fingering and pussy licking before she's sucking away on her guys shaven stick in readiness for a good old riding. Stopping only for a blowjob break our lucky stud is soon back in there thrusting away before he blows a wad of jizz all over chest.

The final scene sees Karen (who actually reminds me a bit of the psychic lady from Poltergeist) pop round to the house only to be confronted by man in white sheet, who is intent on fucking her! The sheet is soon discarded as the licking, kissing and sucking exchanges ensue and then the horny pair engage in some old fashioned sex ending in a messy facial for kinky Karen.

Freddie's British Granny Fuck 08 is a highly humorous film with amateurs having a go at making a porno with a storyline, bless 'em. The acting is funny in that it is appalling but they don't care, these guys are having a great time here and it shows from all their smiles throughout. Forgetting lines and such matters little and most 'mistakes' are left in, which is kinda cool as it comes across more that they really are just having fun, fun, fun!

Fans of older British women being roasted and of amateur porn in general are going to love this, and if you just fancy a change from all that gonzo or high gloss skin flicks, go get this movie!

Boobsville Caberet from Viv Thomas
Reviewed by Hellen

I'm sure there's a lot of you out there wishing that a town like Boobsville really existed. It really sound like an incredible place, a community where big breasted women can go to live with their similarly endowed girlfriends. This means that the town, and this film, is full of sexy Euro beauties with impressive cleavage. Nice.

By the looks of things there's not too many guys living in this town of breasts, so when some guys from the mammary research institute come to visit, the horny girls are more than happy to let these lads try a hands on approach to boob research and that's where the fun really starts.

The first scene sees two surgically enhanced babes showing their male guest how they do things in Boobsville. On the sofa, they kiss, stroke, and lick each others massive breasts and tight pussies. At one point the gorgeous blonde rubs her nipples across the pussy of her redheaded girlfriend, an unusual sex act which certainly gets the desired response!

The male researcher who has keenly been watching all the action decides to join in, receiving head from both girls simultaneously. They share the work, one girl jerking the cock while the other licks away, and the stud keeps his hands busy teasing both girls pussies. Things soon develop into a full on threeway, complete with impressive titwanks.

As with most European movies, the girls are just gorgeous and everything else is super stylish and very sexy.

At the Boobsville cabaret, a sparkling silver Barbarella-esque beauty performs a filthy strip in thigh-high boots. It turns out she's new to Boobsville so is invited to the pub for a special welcome. This space-age blonde has some very impressive tits, and her official welcoming committee (one horny guy, of course) can't help himself from diving right into her cleavage to lick and suck her nipples. He moves down to her pussy and is soon banging her on the bar. Elsewhere in the city, similar scenes occur as the Mammary research guys get up close and personal with the big boobed girls they are studying.

A big tit highlight is the divine Nikki in a sexy solo show, rubbing her nipples and her pussy on a sunlounger. This stunning busty blonde is a real sexy treat, and things get even hotter when a lost tourist walks in on Nikki's solo fun. This guy is pleasantly surprised to find he's actually in Boobsville USA and, with a little convincing from Nikki, decides to stay in the city for a while.

It's clearly worth sticking around, as he not only gets his dick sucked by this beauty, but also rides her hard and cums all over her beautiful boobs. They even fuck in the hot tub!

All over the town, everyone is at it, and who can blame them when the citizens are so hot!

Two girls get naughty with a selection of dildos in their bathroom, bringing each other to shuddering orgasm while sharing a double ended dildo. A cute brunette pees and then plays with herself in the toilet, before she's joined by a lucky stud for a quick cubicle blowjob.

For the grande finale, the best stripper in the whole of Boobsville takes to the stage, showing off her massive mammaries in a dazzling strip show.

This is a great movie for all fans of big busted girls, the hot sex scenes mixed with sexy strip shows and a curvaceous caberet singer mean this movie not only features the hottest big titted babes, it's also a whole lot of sexy fun.

Hot Babe Seduction from Viv Thomas
Reviewed by Nene

Well, after watching Hot Babe Seduction, I can only think that many men or women would love this to happen when they next get arrested. A police woman gives a shoplifter a chance to feel the law, is many more ways than one. The hot brunette gets a spanking from the cop after which she has to show how sorry she is for committing the crime by licking the blonde cop’s juicy pussy.

The police officer is a tall blonde goddess and the thief is a sexy dark haired minx. Just the type of girls that both men and women will love to watch fool around and to see innocence corrupted and tight pussies penetrated!

A beautiful blond schoolteacher steps over the line when she pulls a soft skinned young girl. The teacher softly licks the young girl’s nipples while she slowly runs her hand up the girl’s skirt. The scandalous interaction gets very intimate when the pupil goes down on her teacher. She places her mouth full on the teachers waiting pussy. Their lips get wet and the scintillating sex gets even hotter...

If you thought teachers and pupils getting it on were just too wrong for words you’ll love the two gorgeous nuns playing out a devious lesbian fantasy. This must have happened while god was away on business for if he saw this he’d certainly get a hard on. The nuns disrobe to reveal kinky lingerie which the younger of the nuns has no trouble getting her tongue around when she goes down on the other nun. The forbidden fruit are the sweetest and when the nun pulls a big red vibrator from a drawer you won’t be able to look away.

The fantasy scenes continue with a couple of horny housewives fucking in a kitchen and a nurse seeing to her male patient’s every need. You will have to see for yourself how hot the titillation gets in these. There are also two chapters worth of bonus material. This is an all round amazing porn film, guaranteed to get you off.

The best bit about this film for me was the strap on penetration. I mean you can never go wrong watching a police woman thrusting into a thief. But the Dominance of a blonde police woman having her completely shaved snatch eaten by a sexy thief will give anyone unimaginable pleasures, whether you are playing with yourself or just holding back and watching while getting even more turned on. Let’s just hope that she commits another crime so there will be more movies like this one

The Porn Supremacy from Ben Dover
Reviewed by Hellen

The first man of British porn is back with another classic collection of cheeky, horny blokes having their way with beautiful girls, all shot in unmistakable gonzo style.

It's been a while since I've watched any Ben Dover movies, and the formula hasn't changed much, each scene sees a horny amateur babe getting to work with Mr Dover and his team of studs. Ben and his lads are always so full of randy enthusiasm -like they can't believe their luck when they get to shag all these sexy girls - and so desperate to get their hands on the near-naked girls that Ben presents them with, you almost forget that these are experience porn studs who do this kind of thing all the time. They're love of sex, and of the women they have sex with, means every scene looks like a dream come true for these guys.

It's a nice change, in an industry full of fake breasts and fake orgasms, to see such real pleasure in a sex scene.

Judging by the hairstyles worn by some of the guys and girls, these are older classic Dover scenes, repackaged and re-released. A great collection from the glory days of amateur Brit porn!

In the first scene we find Ben introducing a girl from Hungry to his teams of three randy blokes. As she comes down the stairs, looking stunning in a retro-styled suspender belt, stockings and big, beautiful bare breasts. She tells Ben that she's come all the way to England to see his cock - flattery indeed! - so it doesn't take long before this brunette beauty is in the midst of a great British gangbang. A very young looking Pascal licks her pussy whilst she fills her mouth with cock and Ben himself, with camera in hand, can't help himself from getting his fingers deep in her pussy. They move from the sofa to the floor, where her pussy is pounded whilst she sucks the cocks of the other two Brit blokes. This lusty lady does a great job of talking dirty, with her sexy foreign accent making her words all the more arousing. The fucking gets fast and furious, and impressively, the Hungarian honey also gets her ass filled in the piledriver position, before the guys cum over her upturned ass. Cute.

Young Zoe tells Ben that's she's very inexperienced - she's only ever had sex with one guy before, in one position, and this guy never licked her pussy! - and Ben promises that he'll show her the time of her life with his friend, Pascal. Zoe seems really nervous as the scene starts, Pascal and Ben both treat her gently, teasing and seducing her as they sit outside.

Zoe is adorable, giggling nervously through the scene, and the whole thing is strangely sweet as the boys take things slow and you've got plenty of time to check out wide-eyed Zoe's reactions to every new sexual act that they tempt her with. The shy girl becomes a real sex kitten as Pascal fucks her, first with her lying on her back and then in doggy position - a position this girl has never tried before - she's soon sucking on Ben's cock as well. She's shaking and moaning the whole time, whispering softly "I'm not used to this" but in no time at all she's assuming all the correct porn-star position for a damn good fucking.

This scene is well worth watching, it's so unusual to see such an inexperienced girl getting the Ben Dover treatment, and despite her nerves she does really enjoy herself.

Glamorous blonde Alexandra is up next, she's considerably more comfortable with this sort of thing than young Zoe was, and puts on a very confident and sexy show for Ben. As it's just her, Ben and the camera, there's no fucking here, but there is a very skilful blowjob and a solo show where Alexandra wanks herself to orgasm. Very hot.

Another Brit porn legend, Marino, appears in the next scene. He's called in by Ben to help Andrea in her audition. Andrea is a sexy, curly haired girl with a beautiful ass and she doesn't take much convincing before she's sucking on Marino's manhood. Ben gets a go too, and both guys shoot their load in this pretty girls willing mouth.

The final two scenes see Ben back with the full gang. First they meet the lovely Michelle who has been doing a photo shoot with another well know UK porn director. She's new the the industry (or at least, she was when the film was shot!) and just 18 years old. She lies back and loves the attention that Ben and Pascal lavish upon her cute pussy. This glamorous lass looks amazing as she sucks cock and looks even better as she's getting fucked. Her incredibly neat pussy is filled and then covered in cum. She's a noisy and enthusiastic fuck, and I really hope that she went on to a successful adult career after this scene as she's got what it takes.

Strangely, the last scene involves Ben picking up a girl whilst watching the London Marathon. She's a slim, sporty blonde in a skin tight bikini outfit and gets talked into heading back to the flat with Ben and Marino. This is classic Ben Dover action, as Ben uses his cheeky charm to talk this sexy girl into shagging on film. You have to admire his ability to just pick girls up off the street and get them straight into porno movies. He does a good job with this fit bird, and she puts on a good show.

Cheating Brit Birds from One Eyed Pirate
Reviewed by Hellen

I never imagined that I would see infidelity eroticised the way it is in this movie, as four hot wives do the dirty on their absent partners. It's enough to make you wonder what's going on at home when you're not around, but it's also pretty sexy.

Think about it - these four women are so goddamn horny that one guy is not enough to satisfy them. They love sex so much they can't get through a day without it, so when their husband or boyfriends not around, they're gonna get it elsewhere. They crave cock so badly, they they're prepared to break the taboo of cheating and get their fill whenever they can, even if that means deceiving their partner.

The first naughty girl to cheat on her partner - in this case, her fiancee - is Nikki. She's crept up to the bedroom with the window cleaner and the scene goes straight in to the action with lots of passionate kissing. Nikki is a sexy British blonde, with a slim tanned body and, quite simply, great tits. She eagerly fills her mouth with the window washers large cock. She takes her time with the blowjob, licking, sucking, playing with his balls and just generally really enjoying herself with his rock hard member. Even when she's riding his face, getting her pussy licked, this filthy girl can't keep her hands off the cock. When the fucking really starts, this girl does this amazing undulating thrusting that I can't really explain, but it looks so hot, and must feel even better. She's a talented girl, and aren't we lucky that she's not wasting those talents with just one man?

Bad girl Kaia is having an affair with her long-haired tattooist. He's a big rocker type and tiny, tattooed Kaia looks super petite in comparison. With her long slim legs in black stockings, and pretty tattoos on her flat stomach, Kaia gets banged on the kitchen floor. It's really sexy the way her larger, stronger partner can lift this babe and move her around, making sure he gets the fuck he wants in every position. This cheating babe, shagging around while her partner is as work, brings her tattooist to orgasm all by her self - without the guy jacking off on her face as you so often see in porno - and gladly takes all his cum in her mouth, swallowing every drop.

Alexis May is up next, having her big natural boobs licked by her hairdresser whilst her husband is away. She looks amazing as she gazes up at the camera with a cock in her mouth, and moans with pleasure as she takes Pascal's full length in an excellent deep blowjob. She really gets pounded by her horny hairdresser and looks amazing bouncing up and down on that hard cock and he shoots his load all over her stomach. This beautiful girl is so damn sexy and really goes for it with some no holds barred fucking in this super sexy scene.

Emily stars in the last scene, she's picked up a bit of rough, a local barman whose a bit of a badboy, to satisfy her sexual cravings. Emily is a young slut with a cute pink pussy which is quickly filled with Johnny's cock. He jackhammers her tight pussy, causing her to moan in total pleasure and she gets on top and takes charge like a really horny slut. She raises her pert ass in the air to get fucked doggy style. Emily is fun and cute, the kind of girl that made British amateur porn as popular as it is today. There's nothing fake about this girl, as the huge grin when she gets a faceful of cum shows.

Amateur Bangers from One Eyed Pirate
Reviewed by Hellen

If you want glamorous, untouchable babes with flawless bodies and perfect make up lounging around in nothing but a few stylish pieces of lingerie before indulging in some choreographed sexual athletics, then this is not the film for you. But if you're more interested in authenticity, in curvy girls shuddering with real pleasure, in hordes of horny people going all out in pursuit of sexual satisfaction, with no thought to how pretty they look whilst doing it, then this is the movie for you.

Filthy British Porn hound Johnny Rebel goes underground at La Chambre, an infamous British swingers club. It's like walking in to one giant orgy, as the horny housewives and their rock hard husbands go wild in this erotic venue. It's wall-to-wall fucking, in fact, there's so much sex going on that it gets hard to follow exactly whose fucking who at some points.

Johnny starts right away with the action, no dialogue here just dirty talk. There's a pretty young brunette in glasses and kinky thigh high boots, she's got two guys playing with her tits and she's fucked by a large shaven headed guy. He bends her over a piece of sex furniture and really pounds at her and she keeps her glasses on the whole time, which is strangely sexy.

A very vocal girl with long blonde hair clearly likes it rough, and she's the centre of attention for a load of guys in a hot gang bang. Never missing the chance to get a cock in her mouth as well as in her pussy, she also gleefully announces to the camera everytime one of the guys around her shoots his load. Unfortunately, due to so much action happening in the room, Johnny can't have his cameras everywhere at once and so misses a few of the cumshots.

In another corner of the room, an older woman with short blonde hair mounts a leather sling and gets pleasured by a number of men. With her legs high in the arm and spread wide, her pussy is open to all.

~The guys can't seem to believe their luck, with three such horny, dirty women available to them in this orgy. The atmosphere is fun and chatty, there's a great mix of girls - from the loud, glamorous blonde babe to the naturally pretty brunette - and the shagging is just non-stop! It's a mass of juggling flesh and bouncing boobs!

In the second scene the action moves to a large bed, where a vast number of masked men surround the eager sluts. A forth girl joins them, and once again, it's just non-stop fucking and sucking, as each girl is joined by a number of guys all ready to do their thing. The brunette lass 'gets all religious' screaming "oh god" as she orgasms whilst being fucked hard.

Part 3 sees the action continuing on the bed and of course, it's an all out filthy fuckfest. It's actually refreshing to see people moving in front of the camera and girls sucking cock so enthusiastically they don't look at the camera at all. It shows they're so into what they're doing that they've hardly even noticed the cameras.

That's what makes this film so different, this isn't a performance, these are not porn stars and studs, they are regular horny people having the time of their lives. Real fantasies coming to live on screen, if that sounds like your thing, I suggest you check this out.

Real Hidden Sex 47 from V9 Video
Reviewed by Kent Brockley

Hmm. Voyeurism.

From the from French verb "voir" (to see) with the -eur suffix, which translates as -er in English, it means a person who loves, or sexualizes, the act of watching. It is also referred to as "scopophilia", which comes from the Greek "scopos" - meaning "to look" and "philia" to mean love. Roughly translated, this means "the love of looking".

Most porn fans should be familiar with this concept.

The title "Real Hidden Sex 47" implies that this sort of thing is really popular. Few porn series make into the double figures, let alone the stratospheric heights of making over FORTY volumes. So I thought I would investigate this, clearly an important work, presumably part of a notable ongoing series. Clearly I had missed out on a lot of important plot detail in the preceding 46 episodes, but I felt that my enthusiasm, coupled with a sharp intellect and a keen wit, would allow me to enjoy the work, or at least it would afford a degree of insight into the mind of the voyeur.

The first scene opens with the prologue "My room-mate's girlfriend, right before she dumped him. Tim, CA". Alongside, the girl in question is shown vigorously sucking cock. The phrase "I got next!" is enthusiastically appended to the original statement - perhaps by the metaphorical (and conceptual) "voyeur"? or perhaps by the director himself. The question is left open in the mind of the audience.

Next, we see a young lady, in lace panties, astride a young man whose face is obscured. We view the scene through a restricted space, which adds to the sense of illicit eroticism of the scene. The girl is stripped and falls to her knees in oral servitude of the room-mate's cock. It is very clear that we are watching a real sex act here, not simply some jaded, choreographed daily routine performed by individuals for whom the act no longer holds any meaning. On the contrary - we are watching real, visceral, honest to God sex, between two adults.

The couple continue on, oblivious to our intrusion, and continue to have sex in a very normal manner - including doggy style - defying pornographic convention by denying the viewer a cumshot, leaving the conclusion open to interpretation by the viewer.

We are then informed, via off camera narrative, how the protagonists intend to secretly film a girl without her consent. She arrives promptly, and quickly engages in sexual congress with her co-amateur. We are reminded that the girl is hitherto unaware of the camera. Although she has some initial reservations, she is quickly persuaded that the lurking cameraman poses no threat. He further assures her of his non-threatening nature by (very bravely) admitting that he is gay, and in fact, only interested in seeing cock.

Cock sucking and fucking ensues, in many positions, she is discretely and surreptitiously recorded in her carnal acts of lovemaking. I will refrain from ruining the surprise ending for you, the viewer, but suffice it to say that everyone gets their money's worth.

In the third and final scene, we see some sexy Spring Break shenanigans - by an extraordinary coincidence, at totally different couple have arrived on the couch from the first scene, and our homosexual auteur is beside himself with joy as he is afforded another opportunity to add to his opus. In the final scene, our story reaches a gripping finale and finally concludes as a very pretty blonde girl sucks the cock of a young boy whose name is probably Chad - and comes away from it having learned a valuable lesson about life.

All in all, Real Hidden Sex 47 is undoubtedly a classic of the genre.

Registered Nurse from Smash Pictures
Reviewed by Hellen

My personal preference for all things medical has been well documented throughout this site, so it will come as no surprise to see that this Smash Pictures release has made it as one of my top porno picks of the week. Registered Nurses sees 5 top adult stars pulling on the latex gloves and getting ready to give some very through examinations in a series of scenes which beautifully demonstrate how we all wish those trips to the doctor would turn out.

Just the line up of red and white uniforms on the movie cover was enough to get me in the mood, these little nurse look so cute in their (very!) short skirts, stockings and high heels. A glimpse of curvy ass peeking from beneath the hem of her dress, a burst of cleavage as one naughty nurse leans forward, a flash of smooth thigh meeting stocking top - it's irresistible, and you certainly don't get them like this on the NHS!

In a refreshing break from the nurse porn norm, here no time is wasted with long and vaguely ridiculous medical set ups and plot lines. None of the studs are requesting emergency medical treatment on their throbbing cocks and there's no horny patients in need of a quick fuck to sooth their pain. All this hospital-based cheese is done away with and replaced with long, lingering shots of the girls showing off their hot bodies and adorable outfits. Diving right into a stroke-worthy tease is the perfect way to turn up the heat before the sex scenes, and that's exactly what happens here.

The only problem with this is that the nurse fantasy only really extends as far as the outfits, but it does mean that this movie will appeal to those who aren't so surgically-inclined, and when the girls look this damn good in the nurse get up, it's not so much of a problem.

Trinity Post is the only nursey girl to not wear the regulation white uniform, this must be because, as she tells us, she's the nurse who likes to fuck. And fuck she sure does, but not before getting us all in the mood with a sexy dance show. With her red stockings and matching red panties, Trinity looks stunning, but what really makes her look stand out is the fact that she keeps her glasses on. Who said guys don't make passes at girls in glasses? I can't imagine anyone would be able to resist making a move on this bespectacled beauty, and there's definitely something appealing about a girl who sucks cock whilst gazing up through her glasses frames. And guess where the cumshot lands? Yup, spunk covered specs are a real sight to behold.

In a skimpy white outfit and shocking red porno pumps, Annette Schwarz gets really dirty in an alleyway with two drunken tramps. She starts out with good intentions - trying to get them to quit drinking - but her horny side quickly takes over and she can't resist getting two cocks in her mouth. Obviously she goes for the bad boys! This Euro tramp has a body to die for, and she really knows how to work it, and as an added bonus, she makes some adorable noises during sex - as she's fucked in the pussy her mouth is simultaneously filled with cock, somewhat stifling her moans, and the end result is some very cute and horny sex sounds.

This dirty little nurse is well and truly penetrated by her rampant tramps, getting spitroasted and dp'd in an awesome scene - just as you'd expect from the incredible Miss Schwarz. Her smiling blowjob finish and full-on facial end the scene in style!

Gwen Diamond climbs up on a medical chair for her intro, spreading her legs wide in the stirrups and showing that she's ready for what's in store for her. Things get a little bit fetishy here, what with the stainless steel and leather chair and the man she finds, chained to the wall. Luckily for Gwen, this fella has a monster cock, it's huge, and she really does her best to take his full length in her mouth. As she rides his cock on the examination table, you can tell he;s doing a good job of filling her up. nice and rough in place, this is an enthusiastic scene with some kinky elements and it ends with yet another fantastic facial.

I sabella Pacino has been described as a 'walking wet dream' and she lives up to that promise here, looking incredibly hot in tight highs and a tight white outfit. A sultry brunette with captivating eyes and a body made for trouble, Isabella find an unlucky boy trapped in a cage. To make him slightly more comfortable in his confinement, Isabella gives him some sexual therapy in this red hot scene. She deep throats his cock through the bars of his prison, before he reaches through the bars to pound her pussy. Isabella enjoys it so much she gets in the cage for further fucking adventures, riding her stud and loving every second of it. It's a real turn on to see this smoking babe in action.

The next nurse is the beautiful black babe Marie Luv. She's devastatingly sexy, all pouty lips and come-fuck-me eyes, and surprisingly this scene is the first to take lace in something resembling a medical clinic. After being kissed all over her sexy slim body, Marie shakes her ass in an irresistible fashion and her partner dives straight in for a good pussy and ass licking session. Sexy stuff. If you've seen Marie in action before, you'll know what an excellent performer she is, and she's on top form here. As always, the amazing chemistry between the couple really makes a difference, you can tell that these two love fucking each other, and he takes the time to warm up her ass with his fingers before sliding his cock in for anal in several positions. At the end of the scene, make up all smeared and covers in cum, Marie still looks beautiful.

With such hot girls, such cute costumes and plenty of anal action, this is one top quality porno. If these five scenes aren't enough for you, there's some hilarious bloopers and great behind the scenes action to enjoy as well.

Tit Teazer Files from Viv Thomas
Reviewed by Hellen

Promising 'perfect breasts and hot fucking' this tit-focused title from Viv Thomas explores the case of a breast-obsessed waiter at a fancy hotel.

Narrated by a busty lady who tells the tale of this randy waiters exploits, this movie shows in explicit and dirty detail exactly what was going on behind the scenes at this hotel. The scenes are packed with stacked babes and some hot seductions.

The first encounter with our young waiter sees him slightly distracted at work by a horny customer wearing a very short skirt. This busty brunette slowly unbuttons her blouse, barely even noticing the randy waiter who can't take his eyes of her. She slowly and seductively plays with herself, stroking her breasts, sliding down her bra straps, all the time teasing the eager waiter who can't wait to get his hands on those perfect boobs.

When the time comes for her main course, her offers her a portion of his finest meat, which she willingly accepts. At last those awesome boobs are released and the lucky chap gets to work pleasuring this beautiful hotel guest.

Some nice POV shots lead into the start of a fantastic looking tit-wank, as those massive mammaries slide up and down his cock, embracing his member as the brunette babe licks and sucks the head of his cock. Soon they are fucking on the restaurant table, and then this talented slut uses her boobs and her mouth to excellent effect and collects her own serving of sauce, of course, it covers her cleavage.

this scene takes a while to get going, although the long and sexy tit tease is an artform in itself, and the final tit-wank and cumshot is a great finale.

A picnic that turns into a playful girl girl scene is up next, as the pairing of blonde and brunette babes. The sunshine has clearly helped heat things up for this pair of playmates, as in no time at all they've stripped out of their skimpy tops and are oiling each other up. They rub against each other, nipple to nipple, and gently kiss and lick each others breasts in a very sweet and tender way.

Again, this scene is slow, but it's very sexy, and there's no need to rush this lovemaking. Just sit back and enjoy the visual treat of these girls grinding against each other, licking pussy and enjoying each others busty bodies.

They have some fun getting their nipples rock hard, before the settle down to the serious business of making each other cum. Cue some intense oral sex and vibrator play, all taking place under the voyeuristic eye of that horny waiter.

Clearly now in the mood for some busty action, our waiter sneaks a peek at at horny couple. This lucky boyfriend has a girl whose happy to model underwear in a sexy strip show...she just can't decide which ones she likes best so models several sets of sexy lingerie for her bloke before the temptation gets too much and he just has to get his hands of her beautiful slim body. A sexy scene with lots of focus on her breasts, of course, which ends with a really racy tit-wank.

Whilst this film is fantastic for boob fans, I found it a little too slow in place. The sensual and sexy approach might work for some people, and it does work here in a teasing way, but I prefer my sex scenes louder and more aggressive. If that gonzo style is not for you, this gentle and seductive movie might be exactly what you're looking for.

Boss Bitches #9: Insult And Injury from Gentlemen's Video
Reviewed by Kent B

Those of you who dream of a strong women taking control in the bedroom, this series - Boss Bitches - is just for you. The mean bitches, often scantily clad and wielding strap ons - sexually terrorise the horny men who'll do just about anything to have a chance with one of these glamorous goddesses. Boss Bitches 9, subtitled 'Insult and Injury', see three older women playing boss in the bedroom, with fun and sexy results.

The film opens with a glamorous blonde relaxing in her hotel room, her curvy body and thick blonde hair are reminiscent of the golden age of true porn stars. This woman is sexy and she knows it, so when the room service make a mistake with her order, she casually smokes as she purrs her instructions at Steve, knowing that this nervous guy can't take his eyes off her amazing cleavage. As she strips off in front of this inexperienced hotel employee, she tells him of her reputation in the hotel, and demands that he licks her pussy. With her long legs wrapped around him, this eager-to-please stud gives her a long oral session that has this bitch licking her nipples and moaning loudly. Proclaiming herself to be a kinky bitch, this MILF-esque blonde asks of her partner "Just how happy do you want to make me?" before introducing him to her strap on.This is where this right royal bitch starts getting really mean, ordering her submissive guy around and talking dirty the whole time. A real evil dominant, she takes great pleasure filling his mouth with her plastic cock and telling him how useless he is. The humiliation doesn't stop there, this chick has plenty of attitude and makes for a great entertaining and horny top as she uses some impressively creative dirty talking to bully and shame the poor hotel worker.

Of course, the strap on action doesn't end there, and this blonde bitch expertly fucks her fella in the ass. I'm sure this is not what he had in mind when he headed up to her hotel room, though he does see presently surprised but the butt fucking experience!This stunning blonde is an expert humiliatrix, and her superb sexual domination is not to be missed. What a bitch!

The setup for the second scene made me laugh, a cute blonde student is called into her teachers office as he needs to ask her something - why exactly is she carrying a dildo round at school?

She explains that she just feels right carrying it round, and that she feels more like a boy than a girl. The teacher is shocked and starts examiner her more feminine assets. In turn, she shows him how she looks when wearing her cock, and lets him know that she knows exactly how to use it. It's fun to see such a shy cute seeing girl telling her professor exactly how to suck sock, and taking charge of the situation. It definitely makes a change from the usual student/professor scenes! It's pretty hot, to see such a slim little girl taking charge, whilst the older guy just bends over and takes it like a man! After giving him a hard pounding, she rewards him with a blow job before letting him cum.

The 'bitch' in the last scene is renown for her large clit, and a horny guy is keen to see in, touch it and lick it. As he enjoys himself on her megaclit (it's definitely a big one) this kinky mistress uses him as her personal ashtray, dropping ash from her cigarette on his head whilst he sucks and licks at her pussy. The bitch in question here appears to be a transsexual, and what could be a very hot scene is mostly disappointing due to the lack of verbal humiliation and dirty talking. Compared to the excellent previous scenes, there's minimal interaction between the couple which means a lot of the real power exchange is lost.

I recommend the first two scenes, as the cruel but arousing ladies really take charge and there's some excellent chemistry between the couples.

Jennifer Love & Linda Shane from Scan Agency
Reviewed by Hellen

Whilst the title may suggest that in this Scan Agency release we'll be seeing two girls getting it on with each other, we in fact see each of these beautiful babes going solo in a few racy masturbation scenes that will certainly inspire some self loving.

With two scenes dedicated to each of it's stars, this movie is of course a must see for fans of Jennifer or Linda, but there's also a lot to recommend it to anyone looking for a quick and dirty fix of naked girl action.

Linda Shane is a glamorous blonde and it won't surprise you to learn shes appeared in several top Private movies - she has the slim and stylish European look that the Private girls so perfectly embody. She inspires very dirty thoughts, but looks so very classy, at least until she starts to lift her short skirt revealing her perfectly pert ass under tight pink panties. Stripping off slowly, she plays with her tanned tits and then, after sliding her pretty panties down her long legs, plunges her fingers into her neat pussy. Filling herself with her fingers, and rubbing her clit, Jennifer moans enthusiastically and very erotically. She brings out a silver dildo, and uses it very effectively to bring herself to orgasm - this is a girl who really knows what she likes!

When we next see Jennifer, she's in a different room and a different outfit, this time a pale coloured shirt and top that really compliment her golden tan and honey blonde hair. Spreading her legs wide open, she rubs at her pussy, this time making much softer sounds as she turns herself on. Gazing up at the camera, she licks her dildo before filling her pussy with it. She even starts fucking her ass with the toy, and it's a great turn on to see someone to beautiful and untouchable revealing their secret pervy turn ons.

Jennifer Love is young and cute looking brunette, with her hair in pigtails and a teasing smile on her pretty face. In trainers and sportswear - not your typical porno get up - she looks like the super hot girl next door. Jennifer is also a horny little minx and wastes no time in getting her kit off, and lying back for a good wank. Rubbing her clit furiously, she cums several times then then goes on to use large vibrator on herself, and in no time at all she's orgasming again.

In her second scene, Jennifer looks so girly and cute in pink. She teases us as she lays on her bed, showing off her ass and licking her toes, then unveiling and playing with her round and bouncy boobs. She got an amazing ass, which she jiggles tantalisingly before she strips out of her underwear.

Her perfect naked form reclines on the bed, before she once again treats us to an excellent solo fuck show.

This film a is real treat, especially if you fancy a change from the usual pairings and group sex that populate so much pornography. If you want to focus entirely on a beautiful girl (and who doesn't!), then I recommend this movie. It's amazing how hot such a simple set up can be.

Tied, Tickled, Fucked from Powersville
Reviewed by Hellen

As I'm sure I've mentioned many times in my reviews, I love movies by Jim Powers, so I was pretty excited when this latest release landed on my desk. I was even more thrilled when I noticed that it included three of my favorite things - bondage, tickling and sex. I'd heard about tickling and tickle torture being featured in adult movies, but I'd never actually seen it and now was my chance to not only see these hot girls being tickled, but tickled whilst they were all trussed up in bondage. My inner pervert was absolutely delighted.

Tied, Tickled, Fucked does exactly what it says on the tin (well, cover) as four juicy little deviants are bound in rope and chains, tickled with a variety of implements, and then subjected to a hardcore fucking. It's a simple enough premise but it really works, cutting through all the crap to give some really horny scenes that have just enough of a theme/niche to keep things kinky, interesting and fun.

It's amazing to see such professional hotties having as much fun as they do in this film, although they made me all tied up, they are giggling, gasping and screaming as any girl would once the tickling starts. It's a real turn on to see them writhing around trying to escape the tickling hands (of course, they can't. The bondage stops that) and the cute, girlish giggling and laughing is a nice contrast to the sex sounds that come later in the scenes.

The first star in this movie is the always adorable Dana DeArmond, the full-body bondage and ball-gag stop her from doing much more that roll around laughing and shrieking when the tickling begins, and her cute little feet are well and truly tortured by her tickling tormentor. Soon she's sucking cock like she was born to do it, taking the whole length inside her and enjoying every inch. Their fucking progresses vis her pussy to her tight ass, and Dana looks blissful as a hard cock pounds in and out her ass, whilst she simultaneously slides her fingers in there as well! Beautiful in a girl-next-door kinda way, Dana is also a filthy tramp who seems happy to take as much as she can in this scene. Sexy stuff.

Jennifer Dark is the second pretty girl to undergo the Tied, Tickled, Fucked treatment, and she takes each of the three acts with equal enthusiasm. Her partner is in a bizarre looking Lucha wrestling mask, but if that doesn't put you off there's a lot to be enjoyed here as this pretty brunette with amazing pert boobs, gets a awesome fucking.

The cute blond in the next scene is part of a much cuter set up - no weird mask here, just fun and games with Aubrey Adams and her partner. She looks amazing with her arms and legs bound, being ticked and wearing nothing but tiny white panties. There's a load of pussy licking in this scene, and Aubrey is a great little cocksucker.

Another blond babe stars in the final scene, this time it's Kimberley Kane. She clearly likes it rough because in no time at all she's got make up blurring round her eyes after some intense blow job action. There's some great chemistry here between her and her partner, with him giving her plenty of verbal direction (which I find especially hot) and Kimberley keeping eye contact with him the whole time she's got his cock in her mouth.

She thrusts like a piston once she's on his cock, riding him for all he's worth and playing with herself at the same time. Kimberley is definitely one hot porn babe.

Innovative, sexy and a fuck of a lot of fun, Tied, Tickled, Fucked is exactly what I look for in a porno. Another excellent work by Jim Powers!

Mouth Meat 7 from Powersville
Reviewed by Stuart

Mouth Meat 7 is a compilation featuring five of the best blowjobs scenes from some of infamous director Jim Powers' vast output of weird and wonderful filth. One thing I've always noticed about Powers' movies is that the cocksucking is always hot and incredibly filthy, so a mixed bag of throat gagging fun is welcome indeed.

The first scene sees ebony hot thing Misty Stone playing with her pussy inside a transparent acrylic cube that is soon surrounded by three hard and ready studs who proceed to slap their cocks on the box, teasing our temporarily trapped totty. The lid is lifted and Misty is raised onto the floor where she proceeds to alternate between the trio of throbbing members, dishing out some saliva-heavy head as she sucks and has her mouth thrust at until she is demanding spunk, which the guys generously provide.

Next up sees shaven Asian stunner Candace Nicole in a one-on-one suck scene with a tattooed rocky-type dude. There's no teasing intro here, Candace is simply confronted by a single stiff cock which she is more than happy to wrap her lips straight round and start gagging away on. Within the first three minutes the spit is dripping down between and over her gorgeous mammaries as she continues to blow her guy until she has cum all over her face and in her well used mouth. Lot's of close up POV action and much enthusiasm from Candace make this one outstanding blowjob scene.

In a scene from Powers' 'Black Snake Boned', adrunk-acting Cindy Crawford dances merrily to a room full of black guys. She starts off lightly, going through the guys one by one, cramming their mammoth rods of meat into her wanton mouth. Before long, seven guys circle around her and not one cock is left out of the fun as she busily distributes her suck skills to one and all. After around fifteen minutes of hot cocksucking action, Cindy is showered in load after load of jizz, fresh fuck-juice arrives in her wide open and ready mouth, glazing her lips and face in the compilations finest scene.

The perspex box is back, this time with blonde hottie Chelsea Rae inside looking a tad nervous as three guys get an eyeful of this gorgeous babe who is instructed by one of them – a guy who doesn't feature in the actual blowjob part of the scene - to “Show them your cunt”. Chelsea does as she is told, slowly opening her legs to expose her perfect pink twat which she proceeds to rub, much to the delight of her leering pervs. Out of the box, she begins chowing down and being face fucked, sometimes ramming two cocks into her mouth at the same time. The action is up close and personal all the way, Chelsea looking hot throughout as she salivates and gags over huge black dicks.

The final scene features cute blonde Faye Runaway getting her face fed by a lone stiffie. Opening in a POV style she says, ”I wanna suck that big cock of yours”, before doing exactly that. Sexy glances to the close up camera make you feel part of the action for the first five minutes of the scene then it's followed by some sloppy deep throat action and a face fuck before she receives a creamy treat for all her hard head work. Great stuff.

For a quick fix blowjob movie, Mouth Meat 7 is well worth considering and is quite a subtle introduction to the work of Jim Powers for the unfamiliar. The scenes featuring Cindy Crawford and Chelsea Rae are the one's I'd recommend most, mainly due to the sheer hotness of the girls but that's not to take away from the others, it's all pretty horny stuff. For the dirtiest one-on-one blowjobs or for filthy blow-bang action, do yourself a favour and check this out!

Rogue Traders 2: Tools Of The Trade from Relish
Reviewed by Stewart Campbell

Film-makers Relish appear to making a claim for the crown currently owned by European kings of glamour-porn, Private, and (save perhaps for Harmony) they look to be not far off taking it, if at least for the UK alone.

Opting to steer clear of anything too outlandish, the plot line cunningly applies itself to the once tired [sic] & tested ‘visiting workman’ theme favoured by nearly two decades of the jaunty adult directors of yesteryear, yet this time round applying modern looks, personalities and sexual practices. You’ve got to thank someone up there at Tongue In Cheek Ltd. for taking the initiative to improve on something of a near-forgotten tradition in plotlines for sex on screen.

Kicking off the feature, a lookalike for Hollywood’s Giovanni Ribisi engages the always-sexy Franki in some surprisingly competent acting to approach the time honoured “look what I’ve found” sex toy discovery gambit, but this time round receiving a no nonsense response. How the times have changed!

Straight in, continuing the ‘no nonsense’ ethic, the couple set to it on a pile of full bin bags. Throughout this production, it’s clear that Relish have taken time to cast their female roles, each starlet sporting impressively tight bodies and being neatly trimmed, it soon becomes obvious that this is miles away from the step-above-amateur looks of the golden age of 80s & 90s British porn. Whilst not having sizeable or enhanced breasts, the rest of this scene star Franki is more than adequate!

It’s only half way through that the full extent of our male star’s size is revealed, and it lends much to the duration of the scene in knowing exactly what Franki is dealing with. Top marks go to our willing binman for keeping his work clothes on for longer than most could, given the situation.

This early on, the camerawork has set its own benchmark of new angles and good lighting and supports the mood throughout. Overall, it’s a very believable scene, even from the roles to the sex itself. Sincere thanks much also be given to the comic surprise after the cumshot. Good work.

From the supporting artwork to the script, Rogue Traders 2 makes good business of its sly sense of humour. A nod to the past sees two honestly great looking girls setting to painting (over a truly garishly pink with ‘biscuit’!) in overalls, lingerie and high heels. The perhaps unfortunately ever-present Steve Hooper comes to reverse the standard roles by firing his apparent workers and is repaid with some fantastic threesome action. The oral alone deserves watching, if only for the pity that Northern blonde Michelle B (supplying some of the best breasts this side of Natalie Heck) has to stop speaking.

The comparatively silent Sarah Twain is amazing to watch. Her tanned body is almost impossibly toned and finally seeing her take Hooper’s length is fantastic, only to be bettered by Michelle repeatedly tasting her friend on his cock.

Both girls seem experts of oral, both on men & women alike and this scene definitely serves as the highlight of the film. Then, as if things couldn’t get any better, Sarah is taken up the arse in a brilliant position whilst her cohort uses a vibrator whilst watching - which us then used to DP Twain, and finally forced in her own mouth. If only TV’s Home Improvement or Changing Rooms could take the hint…

Introducing a foreign element to the mix, an electrician character manages to fix a fuse as soon as he blows one on seeing the European, lingerie clad starlet of this scene, who plays the innocent role extremely well. A bedroom situation was maybe needed in this film, and the basic need for good, desperate sex is well met here - potentially a scene for couples.

It’s great to see an actress masturbate during sex, and it features heavily in this scene; there’s definitely enough to cater for both men & women’s needs all the way. This time around, the male star comes over as the most toned, with a finely tanned body and good length, the camera angles notably providing his angle at many points. Another fantastic and comic ending is given to a great scene.

Micro-skirts aplenty, spot-on acting sets the next girl-on-girl scene up to be a winner. The comedy is briefly restored in the dialogue as a great reminder that there’s a time and a place for everything.

There’s no greater way in to some balls-to-the-wall, posh-girl lesbian fetish action than getting straight to the point after a brilliant setup. A totally convincing sub/dom relationship is strong and clear, but better still is the Tanya Hyde-esque penchant for anal attention, of which there is plenty.

Both actresses play to camera at all the right points and present everything that you’d expect to see from toy laden, messy sex. The audio is great in this scene, making sure that it’s worth turning the volume up for the combination of strict commands and moaning.

The dom, Renee Richards, knows what she’s doing as she takes to her strap-on with authority whilst not making it too harsh for even fetish newcomers to enjoy - it could may serve as valuable eye opener for some!

A winning moment is given when we see Tammy struggling to swallow some fake cock, followed by some truly deep vaginal/anal tongue work. A welcome surprise is given with some double-end dildo fucking as both stars fuck each other with some great and violent grinding.

If you think the skirts couldn’t get any smaller, in the next scene a frustrated housewife manages to get things going with some fervent masturbation filmed in a ‘hidden camera’ style format. Reality sets in and our well famed washing machine engineer character gets to business where he’s supposed to.

We’re finally treated to some solid man-on-woman oral work before overalls are tugged down, deep throat work deployed followed by the introduction of a (impressively tattooed) second man. All angles are covered in this relentless fuck-fest, including some well deserved double penetration. Fans of elaborate cumshots will love the end of this scene and feature.

Michelle B Analizing Europe from Wicked City Films
Reviewed by Hellen

Blonde, beautiful and busty, Michelle B has classic porn star looks and the sexual appetite to match. Here she takes her sexy Brit self and heads off to Europe - Prague in fact - to see what perverted pleasures lay in store for her over there. She's heard all about the sexy Czech boys and girls and wants to get over there to check them out herself. After watching some of the Euro porn starring these Czech beauties, I can't say I blame her!

As her first conquest happily points out, Michelle is horny, dirty and nasty, and the guy in question is thrilled at this. Desperate to fuck Michelle, the guy - JJ - follows Michelle back to her flat but they don't even make it through the door before he's groping and licking her breasts.

Once they let go of each other long enough to make it to a private space, Michelle is down on her knees and sucking cock like the pro she is. A very wet, noisy and enthusiastic bit of oral follows, with the Czech stud fucking our Brit chicks face as encourages him with dirty talk. Soon Michelle's on top and riding that cock for all it's worth, moving quickly to anal (hence the title of the film!) the lucky stud gets the ride of his life and Michelle goes all out pounding his hard cock. Very sexy stuff. Finishing with a popshot right over Michelle's breast, this scene sets a high standard for the rest of the movie.

Luckily the following scenes are equally good quality and equally hot, as you'll see in the next scene where Michelle is joined by the curvy Czech chick Victoria. Michelle outlines her plans - she's going to lick Victoria's pussy until she's covered in girl cum - and that's exactly what she does. After warming up with some nipple play of course!

The pair of blonde babes sixty nine, both dressed in white lingerie they clearly know how to make each other happy and by the sounds of it they're having a very good time. They bring out the toys, and Michelle gets to work with a red dildo on Victoria's shaven snatch, before leaving Victoria to pleasure herself and filling her own pussy with her fingers. The two masturbate simultaneously, and loud, over the top screams fill the air as they reach orgasm. If you like a quiet sex scene, this one is not for you!

The all-girl action comes to an end when a waiter turns up, he asks for a tip but instead Michelle gives him a good ass fucking with a cute pink strap on. The two girls successfully make this waiter their bitch. After ravaging his young asshole, they tell him to fuck off, and once more turn their attentions on each other.

The third scene is a more straightforward boy-girl fuck, featuring outrageously hot oral, tit wanks and some fierce and furious fucking that ends with a open-mouthed facial. The interaction and conversation between Michelle and her partner in this scene, Dillon, really make it worth watching.

Then Michelle heads to a strip club with some girlfriends. After some highly erotic pole dancing, Michelle climbs up on the stage for a raunchy all-girl threeway which must have made the other club-goers very happy!

This scene also stars the very dirty Lolly Badcock, and as always she puts in a killer performance. Michelle fucks both her girlfriends with large dildos, and everyone pounding their pussies hard with these big toys. This is your chance to see these two top Brit babes - Michelle and Lolly - working together, and it's one great scene.

Michelle's travels round the streets of Prague have led to to sexy Sarah, picking this hot chick up the street, Michelle has only one thing in mind - girl-girl fucking and full on pleasure. It seems she made a good choice, Sarah is absolutely beautiful and a right horny little minx. the two blondes romp of the sofa in an unmissable style.

With some great looking Czech talent, and two big name UK stars, this is a great mix of Euro and Brit porn.

Unfaithful from Playboy TV Uncut
Reviewed by Solitaire

Unfaithful is a bit of a treat for fans of lesbian porn. Particularly if you also love slender brunettes. The film stars Lisa, Nelly and Peaches, and basically has them kissing, caressing and bringing each other to climax for one and a half glorious hours.

The plot of the film is that Lisa is having a dream relationship with younger Nelly, but is having therapy as she feels something is not right. Nelly is apparently totally in love with Lisa, committed, funny and constantly horny. What is there for Lisa to worry about? But she knows herself well and confesses to therapist Peaches that she is worried she will cheat.

Between therapy sessions we see Lisa and Nelly making love ('having sex' somehow just doesn't sound right for this). The scenes are slow and unhurried, and the girls use only their bodies to please each other, without a dildo in sight. I thought I might find it all a bit dull, not generally being into girl-girl films, but it was surprisingly beautiful to watch. The very first scene is actually the weakest, with the girls supposedly waking up in bed but with full make-up on, and Lisa having a suspiciously quick orgasm - nothing very groundbreaking there, then. But keep watching and the pace becomes more natural.

The three girls are all stunning, with slender bodies and natural curves in the right places. Nelly in particular is a goddess, with tumbling brunette curls and perfect breasts rising above her slender waist. At one point Lisa ties her to the bedstead and blindfolds her, and we watch as she gradually comes to climax over a period of several minutes.

Lisa and Peaches' scene is more rampant, the girls kissing forcefully and rubbing their crotches together. They undress each other on the therapist's couch then take their time in pleasing each other. With no male cumshot calling an end to proceedings, it's multiple orgasms all round.

There are two bonus scenes to enjoy too, the first featuring Nelly again. She is in a garden with golden-haired Nikki, kissing her deeply. They undress each other and take turns to go down on each other, before moving into a 69. In the second Peaches and Gina, in seamed stockings, get frisky on a sofa.

The filming is unobtrusive, with most of the positions seeming natural, as if the director has said “action – just go with however you feel girls”. With plenty of natural light and some good close-ups we still get to see every bit of the clit-licking detail though. This is ideal viewing for any bi-curious girls out there, who want to see whether they get turned on by watching two women genuinely making love (kissing, caressing, going down, rubbing pelvises together, fingering each other), rather than the usual girl-girl porno dildo shows.

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Southwark Sugar from Anna Span
Reviewed by Stewart Campbell

At first glance you might be forgiven for taking this as an odd attempt at glorifying what some see as perhaps one of the worst parts of London, but producer & director Anna Span has a far greater plan ahead for the willing viewer…

Anna chooses to take us through a veritable roller coaster ride of Saahf London, couple-friendly shot porn, making sure that whilst no stone is left unturned, no viewer is left alienated. The choice of scene situations and actors make sure that everyone has something to relate to if not be turned on by.

The overwhelming key to this film is a focus on well groomed and well presented male actors engaging in some honest and eventually hardcore sex with hot London girls who give as good as they get.

In deciding to take a modern slant on a scene’s setup, at the start of the film we’re dropped straight in at the deep end with two utterly proactive women taking on their surroundings (the local market) and taking advantage of some of their more immediate surroundings (the local meat market’s best - South African stud Mark Marais).

The choice of UK/Euro scene icon Poppy Morgan and Jamie Brooks presents some great angles and differences in body styles, with each and every actor in the moment and genuinely wanting what they’re getting. Poppy’s stay-on boots lend a kinky angle to the scene and keep things adventurous, helped along by some brilliant positions and frantic fucking.

The first surprise of many in this feature comes in seeing how both starlets deal with the shower of come given to them. Worth watching with company.

Familiar sights to any Londoner grace an interesting intro for the next scene - Tate Modern Love - with some honest acting from Marais and Keira whilst sticking to the age old pickup routine favoured by many.

Marais remains honest and in character as he reveals the film-within-a-film angle of playing a porn actor. All the expected questions are asked (and from the girl) before the catch is engaged and gentle persuasion lends way to full on foreplay, but in a seamless fashion.

Full credit to Keira for keeping up the intrigue throughout the scene, even when tearing through her second orgasm and finally taking one of the best facials of the film.

UK performer Steve Hooper crops up yet again to remind us that this is a very British release, doing his level best to warm a chilly Vaida out of her clothes and into good old fashioned, grass roots gonzo fucking.

Clearly excelling when her mouth is full, Vaida takes a Steve’s cock to the best of her abilities, looking just about as pale as ever possible against Hooper’s perma-tan ‘body’. Director Anna Span’s influence rings clear again in her choice of casting a completely un-enhanced/all natural yet fully shaven actress who looks the part in an innocent, girl next door/girlfriend role. Another strong scene for couples.

Just in time to bring things back up to pace, we’re granted a girl/girl scene. Bambi & Rhiannon solve their early morning bedheadedness by indulging in some languorous oral, mutual masturbation and toy play. The couple perfectly compliment each other and look great together. A very genuine section of the film, shot both from a male & female point of view in providing what either would most want to see.

Quick to remind us of the truly stunning sights found in the nation’s capital, in the next scene Lee Henshaw plays a newcomer to the city being shown around a new apartment by the refreshingly real, yet alluring, Jayne.

Not even the display apartment’s fantastically placed vase of dying orchids can distract from the fact that this scene’s an absolute winner from beginning to end. The initial flirting is convincing and the immediate passion comes across as totally relevant, Jayne’s body is gradually revealed as being a highlight of Southwark Sugar with great choices in costume, the way she fucks against Lee’s hand is worth enough watching on its own.

Jayne’s arse simply cries to have come all over it and we’re awarded with exactly that. Don’t miss this brilliant scene!

Melanie's Swingers 2 from Melanies
Reviewed by Customer Reviewer

Have you ever watched a movie that you've liked so much that you wanted to tell everyone how great it was? We feel like that about a lot of the movies we watch here, and sometimes our customers do too. One SB customer was so impressed by this sexy swinger flick that he emailed us this review, as a thank you, we sent him two free movie tickets for Strictly Broadband.

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You want to see genuine “British Swinger” action?

What you will not get here are plastic enhanced Californian blondes deep throating and taking massive poles up the arse on a lavish set. Look elsewhere on this site if that is your bag.

What you do get is 90 minutes worth of your next-door neighbours, tattoos and all, sucking and fucking each other on a giant bed in a swingers’ club play room. They even take a time out for a breather and come back for second portions. Real value for your money.

Having just been to Erotica 2007 at Olympia, and met some members from various UK swinging clubs, this is a good cross section of the swinging community. Real people, all shapes, all sizes, having real sex, with some of them wearing ‘Lone Ranger’ style eye masks for ‘anonymity’ and a couple of large cocked black guys thrown in for good measure. Don’t judge, enjoy.

The men make the usual male efforts to ‘dress to impress’ – white towels mostly. The girls have got themselves up in a variety of gear, including a slinky PVC nurse outfit with zips over the tits, thighboots and some fantastic platform shoes.

Once past the introductions and a lot of nervous laughter, the team get down as Melanie eggs them on. The first 2 couples swap straight away for some oral. The handheld camcorders get right in up close to the cock, vibro, mouth, pussy and come shot action, giving us a great voyeur’s point of view. The soundtrack lets us know that a good time is being had.

Some big, voluptuous ladies watch close up, then get stuck in, feeding cock into another girl’s mouth and later pleasuring each other in some nice girls on girls scenes. Some huge, floppy tits here that you would just love to get your dick between. The other girls are not averse to muff munching either.

Meanwhile, we get plenty of nipple licking, vigorous finger fucking, cock sucking and doggy style action to keep our attention as we cut between the three camcorders. You’ll get to see wet dick sliding right up well lubricated fanny and some of the girls having a noisy orgasm. Along the way, the ladies get decent shots of the white stuff across belly and tits.

A couple of the girls, including nursie, decide that one dick to play with is just too, too boring. They are swinging, after all. They kneel on all fours for some spit roasting, getting off big time to the sensation of a prick in the mouth and another in the fanny.

For the grand finale, one girl takes a big, black cock in each hand and receives two great wads of come over her face. Shame we don’t get to see the spunk dripping off her chin. Maybe next time.

This movie is a must see, closely followed by the others in Melanie’s series.

Lezzie Friends from Interfact
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If you’re looking for the slick production of a Die Hard movie, or the direction of a Tarantino classic, then Lezzie Friends certainly won’t win any awards. However, if you’re looking for hot and busty glamour models licking and fingering each others holes, then this has to be the movie for you. Get in on the action and enjoy serious close close-ups, as close as close can get!

We’ve seen Kelly Bell’s fantastic orbs in The Sport on many an occasion, but now we get to see much more of her intimate areas. See Kelly get a good service from seasoned porn star and X Factor contestant Michelle Thorne, who expertly fingers Kelly’s shaven and pierced chuff using a 6” vibrator. Kelly returns the favour and fills Michelle’s neatly trimmed muff with a pink 10” dildo. Simon Cowell would say “You’re in” if he saw this! Lots of kissing, licking and slurping noises will get even blind viewers off with this scene alone.

Next scene sees bouncing Bonnie Simon and luscious Lindsay Pearce (get a load of those white high heeled boots!) on the sofa together. After kissing with tongues, Bonnie gets rid of Lindsay’s panties and the serious fun begins. She works that vibrator into Lindsay’s pussy, hard and deep. A quick change of positions sees Bonnie on her back, pussy spread and ready for Lindsay’s pierced tongue, before taking a red vibrator deep in her shaven flange.

The final scene sees Jane Whitehouse & Vicky Baxter (who we know better as Vicky Valentine) on the bed together. The action soon starts with Jane losing her panties ready for Vicky’s tongue. They’re soon joined by Rebecca Smyth who brings a selection of toys to the party. With Rebecca in the middle, she gets kissed, stripped and fucked by both girls, at one point taking two toys in her pussy. Then Rebecca bends them both over and fucks their pussies and arses at the same time in the ‘skiing’ position! Rebecca gets on her back and takes three toys delivered by the two girls. Rebecca obviously enjoys the attention as you hear her climax more than once. There’s lots of tongues licking pussies and arses in this scene.

So, seeing these busty babes in the papers is one thing, but seeing them in action like this is something else. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead – get your ticket to ride with Lezzie Friends.

Private Games from Boston Babydolls
Reviewed by Stuart

American label Boston Babydolls present a real gritty treat for fans of amateur sex in Private Games, a quick peep into the kinky fantasies of two everyday women who flaunt their exhibitionist streak by getting fucked on film.

We are first introduced to not-to-chubby redhead Vixen, who wants to fuck another man on camera and bring the video home for her cuckold husband to watch. Her fantasy is to be fucked by a well hung black guy but when she has to choose between two big dicked dudes, she decides that she's going to partake in her first two guy threesome instead.

Her two guys are straight on the case, sucking on a nipple each before repositioning themselves, one licking and massaging her bald pussy, the other on his knees with his cock firmly planted in her mouth. Pussy eating man emerges and treats Vixen to a two finger workout and is soon inside her bonking away as she continues to pull and blow on the other guy's lengthy member. Vixen can't quite manage to keep up the blowjob while being pumped full of cock but does make an admirable effort to keep jerking it nonetheless, this really adds to the whole reality that this really is her first threeway. She's then seen bent over and blowing the guy who's just fucked her as the second stud (a Pharrell Williams lookalike) takes her doggystyle before the guys swap over again, Vixen by now getting the hang of the suck/fuck combo.

The theme runs right through the 30 minutes of footage, the studs take turns inside her mouth and pussy, often simultaneously. The positions throughout never stray too far from missionary and doggy but this is reality sex after all, a refreshing change from the overused acrobatics in high-end porn. The Pharrell-a-like guy appears to cum in his condom inside Vixen but I couldn't make out whether the other guy (who by now has put on his specs!) cums down her throat and she swallows it without a trace or if this poor, and by now limp, stud missed out...

Next up single mum Angel, a genuine redhead, partakes in her exhibitionist fantasy of having a small group of men to play with and put on a sensual performance. She will have total control and will strip for the men, encouraging them to masturbate while watching her. If she feels like it, she will touch the guys, kiss them, suck them and maybe even fuck them. Looks like this trio of guys are in for a treat!

She begins by whipping out the cocks of the trio of humorous looking men, sits them down on a chair each, plays with their cocks for a bit getting them nice and hard then takes to her compact bed stage to further tease these salivating guys! Angel seductively eats fruit and plays with her nipples and clit for her audience before teasing their cocks a little further. After bringing out a large dildo and seeing to herself for a while, Angel singles out the fattest bloke of the bunch, blows him and fucks him before he goes down and munches on her pussy...and some grapes! He's soon got her bent over in a doggy fashion, pounding away before a quick change to a cowgirl position which sees out the fucking. The scene ends with the guys jerking themselves off to climax, the two voyeurs who missed out on Angel's pussy get a helping hand from the lady herself and pop, everybody's happy!

For the rawest, genuine amateur sex you can't go wrong with Private Games. The camera work is suitable shoddy with close up shots aplenty, the performers are clearly not your classic porno types and the action throughout is most certainly unrehearsed, evident by the 'fumbly' nature of all the sucking and fucking. This all goes to make one hot little first timer fuck flick where two everyday American lasses get to break from their possibly boring lives and live out their dirtiest fantasies!

Cathy's Diaries 9 from Pumpkin Films
Reviewed by Hellen

Cathy Barry is back, with another fun and filthy volume of her dirty diaries. This excellent British series has gone from strength to strength, which each release being eagerly anticipated by fans, and for good reasons indeed. This is top quality, cheeky smut, with Cathy showing exactly what makes her British number 1 adult performer.

Cathy's first adventure in filth takes place in a dental clinic. Not the sexiest location you'd think, but when you learn that nurse Cathy is going to be getting a good filling from four young studs, you can suddenly see the appeal of all that sterile white and stainless steel.

The dental student studs can't control themselves around the sedated Cathy, but their over-zealous groping wakes our horny heroine. These naughty boys could be in a lot of trouble, but Cathy wants a filling, so let's the lads off as long as they satisfy her sexual cravings.

As Cathy lies back in the medical chair, the four guys surround her, one doctor positions himself her her pussy, licking and fingering whilst Cathy goes cock crazy with her hands and mouth. Not many movies open with a gangbang, so it's fantastic to jump right into such hard action and even more fantastic to see Cathy enjoying herself so much.

It's almost impossible to talk about Cathy Barry without mentioning two things, first her famous boobs. The sexy, surgically-enhanced beauties (apparently named Bill and Ben by Cathy herself) dominate every scene, you cannot take your eyes off them as they bounce and sway around, and they clearly impress the male partners that Cathy encounters on her adventures. I've never seen so many men flock so eagerly to a pair of boobs! The other unavoidable Cathy cliche is her cheeky West Country accent. As has been mentioned before on Strictly reviews, it's incredible sexy hearing Cathy talk dirty with her soft accent. There's ample opportunity to hear Cathy chatting in the cute introductions to each scene, and yes, her accent is wonderful.

for the second scene Cathy goes to visit a friend in his country manor, their conversation about Cathy's line of work soon gets a rise out of this country gent and Miss Barry is certainly keen to give him a quick audition for a role in one of her adult movies. Jeeves, the butler, also gets the chance to join in in giving Cathy an upper class fucking. The very English gentlemen spitroast our busty star, keeping in character with OTT accents, and Cathy puts in a great oral and fucking performance.

A great Girl-girl scene is up next, with busty Miss Barry seducing her sexy hotel maid, who is non other than the super sexy, award-winning starlet Rio Lee. Rio's pierced nipples get a good licking, before Cathy dives down to Rio's shaven pussy and gets to work pleasuring this young slut. They get out some giant toys to fill Cathy's hungry pussy and the romp on the bed that follows sees Rio begging to cum - which she does, loudly.

It's a two cock treat for Cathy in the next scene because when two guys want to have a feel of her amazing tits she lets them get their hands on much more!

The two lucky fellas lavish attention on Cathy, focussing especially on her spectacular rack. Together they smooth oil over Cathy, leaving her all wet, shiny and slippery, and looking sexy as ever, before the real fucking starts and Cathy sucks cock and takes a pounding with style. The grand finale here is a dirty DP, that has Cathy moaning with pleasure as she's filled with two hard cocks. The lucky boys shoot all over her giant tits, covering Cathy in their spunk.

There's a nice little interview with the performers after this scene, which introduces Christian, a tall, tanned and shaven-headed American star whose come all the way from LA to work with Cathy. His co-stud for the shoot has worked with Cathy before and, as Phil-the-cameraman points out, has a giant cock. Both lads seem very happy to have worked with Cathy, and Cathy looks very happy after all the dirty shagging.

as the most famous porn star in the UK, Cathy gets approached by a lot of wannabe porn performers. For the final scene here she decides to give one such wannabe a go at shooting a scene with her, and Simon is the lucky guy chosen for the audition.

Looking amazing in a tight corset which pushes those impressive tits up and out, Cathy moans as tattooed stud Simon massages oil into her boobs. As he bends Cathy over the kitchen workshop, Simon appears to have what it takes to become a pro porn studs, until, it seems, he comes too soon. Cathy is one sexy lady, it's true. Turn out though, that Simon just needed a bit of a break to stop himself from shooting his load too early, and is back and ready for action in seconds. It gets too hot for this young lad again, so they take some time for him to pleasure Cathy with his fingers and the slippery oil.

This is a hot and almost amateur in style scene, it's so raw and real. Excellent stuff. I won't ruin all the details of how Simon's first shoot works out for him, you'll have to watch for yourself to see if this first time stud overcomes his early problems, but I'll say one thing - this scene is well worth checking out.

The film finishes with a Q&A session with Cathy herself. She speaks about the awards she has won, but since Cathy's Diaries 9 was released she's got another award to add to the list - she picked up a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Uk Adult Film Awards last week. Well done Cathy, you certainly deserve it!

The Taunting from Spice Studios
Reviewed by Hellen

The Taunting is described as an erotic SM thriller, and with it's Japanese horror aesthetic (think The Ring, The Grudge and similar scary movies) and awesome cast, it's a movie I've been looking forward to seeing for quite a while

It can't be easy to blend horror and sex - you don't want your viewers so scared or grossed out that they can't get aroused, but the spooky effects in this film are stylishly done and very atmospheric, giving every scene an edge of tension that makes each fuck session a heightened and haunting experience

Throughout the film, a long haired Asian girl - Lystra - creeps around in full horror make up, and combined with the artful sadomasochism, the excellent soundtrack and stunning camerawork and effects this creates a suitably scary feelings that does not detracts from the kinky fucking we're all here to see

The first scene opens on the stunningly dominant Gianna whose big boobs certainly dominate this scene. This lucky mistress has two beautiful girl slaves tied up for her pleasure. One is intricately bound in Japanese-style rope bondage, with her full breasts forced forward by the tight ropes wound around her chest. The other is tied with her hands above her head, exposing her tits and pussy to Gianna's wandering hands and large, red strap on. After teasing these fuck slaves, the horny domme decides she wants some real pussy action so demands that her hot Asian slave, Kaiya Lynn, release herself and do her best to satisfy Gianna's strap on urges. Kaiya climbs a top the plastic cock and follows her mistresses loud instructions to fuck the shit out of that dildo. In sleek and shiny fetish-wear, the two continue to pound away as the second slave dangles above them, trapped in tight rope and unable to move. Maybe she'll be staying there until Gianna feels like letting her down to play?

A second dominant woman takes control in the next scene, Amanda Emino blows smoke in the face of her submissive guy. This is a really hot scene as Amanda uses verbal domination to get her man doing exactly what she wants. And it seems that Gianna is not the only one who keeps tied up girls around the place, as at the end of the couch sits a cute girl bound and gagged in thick black rope. Her role is purely decorative, as Amanda gets a great hard fuck from her slave , demanding a hard performance from him in several positions, and rewarding him with oral action when he satisfies her orders. This slave boy has clearly done a good job as his beautiful mistress allows< him to come in her open mouth. Delicious

The ghostly Lystra leads us to the next scene, where the petite Kitty is being tormented by Daphne Rosen. The heat and chemistry between these two is unbelievable, as Daphne dominates Kitty with ease, in turn teasing and torturing her until they are both desperate to come. The moans of pain alternative with squeals of delight and even giggles, proving that both girls are having a fantastic time in this S&M flavoured fuck. Now, I'm not usually a big fan of girl-girl fucking, but this is red hot, especially when Kitty gets fucked with a dildo that's almost as big as she is. Her cute pussy is stretched so wide, and eager Kitty takes every inch of this large strap on, loving every second.

Cassidy Blue starts her scene by presses her delicate feet into the face of her slave and demanding he lick them, as she spits on his cock and rubs his cocks with her other foot. This highly erotic display of fetishism draws the attention of a young man who has been exploring the church haunted by Lystra and these depraved sex scenes, and he ends up on the floor, naked, with one of Cassidy's feet caressing his balls. The lucky guys get to move from toe to top, as they take turns filling Cassidy's mouth with their hard cocks, before she gives them a good work out by riding their cocks hard. Pounding not just her pussy but her tight ass too. This blonde babe looks blissfully happy as she lies back with one cock in her pussy and the other in her mouth and while this scene is not as hard as some of the others, the action is very sensual and equally arousing.

We then see the unstoppable and always sexy Katja Kassin, she's got her fella all chained up, but that doesn't stop her giving him a super hot blowjob and releasing him for a high powered fuck. Katja is an amazing performer and a super sexy girl, and you'll love every second of her intense performance in this scene. She energetically bounces up and down on her well-hung stud, and encourages him with loads of dirty talk as he fills her hot ass with his length. If you've not seen Katja in action before, you need to check this out, and if you're already a fan, well, you won't want to miss this either!

The film finishes with a young couple being initiated into the dark world of fetish hardcore, where a stern but gentle dominatrix teaches them the fundamentals of submission and kinky sex. This threesome with a hint of kink is an excellent finish to a fantastic film.

If you're bored of no-frills Gonzo, but complex plots and long conversations of features don't turn you on, The Taunting could be the film you're looking for. Whilst it's not quite a plot-less pure sex movie, it wastes no time (or chat) in getting straight down to business, an the innovative and stylish approach to the sex scenes is sure to keep you interested. A classy, kinky alternative to sex on the sofa!

Have Dick Will Travel from Your Choice.
Reviewed by Jade

British porn movie genius One Eyed Jack brings you a titillating series of scenes as he and top UK babes such as Michelle Thorne and Naughty Nicki, take their cars to the roads of Britain and enjoy some naughty action - of course it doesn't just stop in the cars...These girls are some of the filthiest around, Michelle Thorne is a very popular British porn star, having starred in many magazines such as 'Knave' and 'Mayfair' - but in this movie she's also having her FIRST anal experience with her rather well hung boyfriend so that should prove interesting. Leave it up to good old Jack to bring you the dirtiest British porn movies!!

First in front of the camera is the lovely Michelle and her well hung stud getting down to action. It starts of quite uniquely, the camera is being pointed through the letter box to watch Michelle clean the dishes in her underwear! Soon her and her boyfriend are in the kitchen and she's down on her knees sucking cock, how she gets her mouth around it God only knows as it's bloody big. When I was told he was quite well endowed I thought yeah, can't be that big, but I'm eating my words as I watch this now! The favour was soon returned as Michelle's legs were spread and her panties pulled to the side. Her pussy was licked until she was ready for some harder action - like her boyfriends cock fucking her hard. It's not long before she gets two fingers inside her, one in her pussy and the other preparing her asshole for a good, hard fucking - for the first time! She took it quite well, I remember my first time hehe! She's soon up on her knees and her boyfriends driving his cock into her asshole with One Eyed Jack gets some really good footage of her taking it in the ass! Soon the couple disappear into a little room outside which we soon realise has a fuck swing in it! I won't spoil the surprise of a fuck swing if you haven't seen one before but it sure made the ending quite an interesting one.

Another excellent scene presents us a lady called Jan, a cheeky blonde with nice tits and a great figure. Jan's soon stripped off and so is her stud and she's down on her knees with his cock being rammed into her mouth, not that she minds, I can tell this blonde is dirty and we aren't even ten minutes into the film yet! This scene is quite a quick one actually, no sooner is she sucking his cock, having her pussy licked and is she then fucking him on the makeshift bed on the floor. Even in the midst of riding him Jan manages to flash a cheeky grin at the camera, I really liked this girl and this scene. Not as long as the others but full of cheeky sexual antics with the lovely Jan.

This next scene is rather adventurous! It starts of with One Eyed Jack and Barbara in the car and he pulls over into the hard shoulder of the motorway so that they could get dirty - yes, with all the other cars flying past their windows! They didn't care though and Barbara soon got her clothes off sucked Jack's cock and then in a flash they were carrying on their merry way. When they get to where they were going Barbara is totally naked inside the apartment and she takes on not just Jack but a friend of his too. As she sucks his friend's cock he's working his fingers into her tight cunt and fucks her pussy. There is so much action in this video. Barbara takes it all. She takes fingers in her asshole, pussy and mouth, cocks in all these places too! She's quite the slut if you ask me. It's not long before the three of them are on the floor with Jack in her pussy and his friend fucking her asshole. Quite the menage a trois! With lots of action, this is a really good scene, it's not serious, it's sex and it shows.

The last scene I want to tell you about is the group fuck-fest, one of the best group sex scenes I've seen. The girls get to work in the car, before they even get to their room, the slip of their thongs and start to play with their pussies, while the guys try to concentrate on watching the road and watching the cunts in the back! The girls take it upon themselves to strap on a dildo and start to fuck each other, what a great way to warm up before an orgy huh! They finally get to where they want to be and no one wastes any time in getting their kit off and down to business. When I say it's an all out fuck-fest, I really do mean that it's an all out fuck-fest! We have threesomes on the sofa, gymnasts suspending girls in mid air for a rather strange oral session and even good old Jack gets in on the festivities. Not only does it look like everyone is totally fucked but they are all really enjoying themselves, it's not work, it's not a play to the camera, it's real group sex as it's best and I think the best scene of the film.

There are a couple of other scenes I haven't mention with British girls doing horny sexy things and of course the bonus behind the scenes scene at the end of the movie but I think I've covered enough of what these filthy British girls get up too, and these filthy British men too of course! I really enjoyed the nitty gritty hardcore action in this film. It wasn't scripted, it was real Brit couples getting really dirty and I think that's what made it what it was!

 

Mini Me (Verne Troyer) Sex Tape

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Verne Troyer known as "Mini Me" from Austin Powers movies has made his own sex tape.

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Not Another Porn Movie! from Adam and Eve Pictures
Reviewed by Stuart

In the tradition of Hollywood spoofs such as Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie, Burning Angel boss and uber-hot Alt queen Joanna Angel directs and stars in the porn world's smutty equivalent, Not Another Porn Movie. Porn has always borrowed from and poked fun at mainstream Hollywood in the past but this, at least to my knowledge, is the first 'parody of a parody' and it's non-stop hilarity and intentional cheese all the way. Cliché after cliché is crammed into the films five scenes, as well as some of the finest talent from planet Alt engaging in hot, in-your-face sex that never bores. Director Joanna plays, well, a director, flustered by frustration after frustration as she battles to make a movie that is hindered by hapless studs, anti-porn protesters, broken props and everything else that could go wrong!

The first scene features the classic pizza delivery scenario with Tommy Pistol turning up at blonde hottie Pinky Lee's house to pass on her sausage pizza (it could only be this particular flavour, of course) to her. This being porno, Pinky is so scantily dressed she appears to be without her wallet and so proceeds to give the pizza lad an alternative to hard cash - her made-for-sucking mouth and perfect pink pussy. We get the classic blowjob opener, Pinky showing what a skilled sucker she is as she wraps her lips round Tommy's lengthy member which is more than ready to dip inside her slippery slit. Doggy-style and reverse cowgirl are the main positions manoeuvred here, the couple only stop their fuck-fest to exchange oral pleasures before continuing their steamy session before the scene comes to an end when Pinky receives a warm dosage of ball goo in her mouth.

Tommy is due back on set to perform as a cable guy but when he turns up at the wrong address, Joanna calls on the services of James Deen to fill up her impatiently waiting porn starlet Pixie Pearl. This scene wastes no time in getting to the point, after some deep dick swallowing, James is straight inside Pixie's ass, thrusting away at her bunghole as she rubs her clit and groans with lust. Again the action is non-stop, only breaking when Pixie goes for a taste of her ass juices from James rod. She's soon begging for cum and James is more than happy to spray a load of sticky stuff over her shapely body which she proceeds to rub in.

When a stressed out Joanna gets into her office, slutty secretary January Darling offers a way to help her relax, treating Joanna to a back massage that as you can imagine leads to a lot more! After a brief interruption from Tommy (who's told to jerk off in the corner) and once the film crew clear the desk, Joanna is straight onto January, sucking her tits, fingering her pussy and making her taste her juices before being bent over and licked and rub in her most intimate hole. A dildo is brought into play soon enough which both girls suck on before it is plunged inside January's pussy amid her moans of sheer pleasure. Being sharing, caring kinda girls they switch and it's Joanna's turn to experience some finger fun and cunt munching. The scene climaxes with Joanna having her pussy worked with a dildo while having a butt plug bunged up her ass for good measure. The films only lesbian scene, and a scorching one at that.

Jade Jolie plays the naughty nurse next and visits sick Tommy Pistol's bed to see to his needs. Unfortunately, the hospital is all out of medicine but Jade knows a way that'll make Tommy feel so much better, you guessed it, some good hard sex. There's a short blowjob then it's straight onto the pounding, Jade riding his cock in both cowgirl, reverse cowgirl then taking it from behind for a deep doggy-style doing. A slight mishap occurs as Tommy is slamming her from behind when the bed's headboard comes off, no need to stop the action though, the couple continue their raunchy ride as Joanna and the crew try to sort out the situation. Tommy begins getting crazy with props such as aspirin, toilet paper and a bunch of flowers while fucking pinky blonde Jade, adding much mirth to the scene, but business returns to seriousness soon enough as he drops a load of the sticky stuff right into her eager mouth and it's a wrap!

Poor Joanna has had quite a day by now and to add further insult, upon leaving the office she is hounded by a mob of angry anti-porn protesters who she finally evades only to find that her car won't start and she's gonna have to get a tow truck. To Joanna's surprise the tow truck guy is none other than James Deen who informs her, “I think there's something wrong with your tailpipe, I have just the tool to fix it”. Cocksucking and front bum fucking ensue but soon James is stretching her asshole to the limit as he pumps her butt full of meat. Joanna is looking stunning throughout, not only has this girl helped shape the Alt revolution in a major way from her productions, she also gives one hell of a fuck on film.

It's good to see a porno film that is genuinely as tongue-in-cheek as this, sadly most the themes covered here are done in all too seriousness by other filth peddlers who lack even the slightest original idea so this style of incorporating clichés in a comedy manner is more than fresh, very welcome and fucking funny. It's hard to fault Not Another Porn Movie, five scenes all featuring everything you'd expect to see in a porno coupled with a non-intrusive humorous storyline, it's pure entertainment from beginning to end. Watch it alone, with your partner or with a group of mates over some beers, Not Another Porn Movie has something for everyone. And there's even an in-house band performing the soundtrack amid all the hot fuck action, nice touch!

Country Matters Part 1 from Film Erotica
Reviewed by Jade

Country Matters - when I hear that I instantly think of European or American girls versus the hearty British girls. I was very wrong. Tiffany Kingston, Renee Richards, Amber Leigh and Karlie Simon are presented to you in a mass of fields, steam locomotives and stags - or should that read studs? Anyhow, this movie decides to show us that location is as important in sex as it is in buying a house. Ok maybe not that important but hell, if you see ladies strolling around in fields playing naked football you're instinctively going to want to live there right?

In scene one we are met with three of our stunning stars as they disembark from a traditional steam train in what looks set to be a traditional quaint English village. The sun is shining and they visit the sweet shop, the tourist info centre and then the castle...Then it all stops. The sun disappears and it starts to pour with rain. Then three girls are two as they decide to try and hitchhike home. As the girls walk down a pathway they run into a man standing the woods and for a laugh, yeah just a laugh, they decide to get down on their knees and suck his cock. After that guys spunks in their mouth they head on down the road and lucky them, they manage to catch a lift. In return for the guys generosity they decide to give him a blowjob and ride him in his car...And that's not all, lady number three turns up in the last 5 minutes of the scene and gets a spanking from an angry man she's stole strawberries from...It's a funny old world.

Scene three sees the gardener come in to start a fire and them promises to make on of the fiery blondes sweat. Of course he means that literally and slides her thongs to the side and starts to lick out her pussy before making her gag on his cock. Then they get down to business and fuck doggystyle on the sofa, then fuck on the table and then fuck over the fireplace...Then, she even gets her ass fucked. Once he's fucked her in the ass he spunks inside her and then they wait for it to come back out - and they wait, and they wait and then wait some more. They eventually came to the conclusion that the little slut somehow ate it.

Scene two and four contain lots more blondes having sex with gardeners and other such utility men that you find out in the country side as well as a group session. It turns out that when this movie was made the Country didn't matter at all, the County did. Funny thing that.

Overall a good movie, a couple of irritating parts like when the gardener wouldn't stop talking and then they finished of scene 3 with the girls in the bath together and didn't finish that fantasy of for us though that's not really a problem with the film, just my dirty mind...

Bountiful Boobs from Smash Pictures
Reviewed by Jade

Smash Pictures presents you Bountiful Boobs, starring sexy, busty ladies Karma, Alexis Silver, Kat Kleavage, Donita Dunes, Patricia and Kiki Daire. Nothing beats a busty lady getting bent over and shagged with those giant bouncing boobies banging away in front of them - or even better, getting a cock slammed down the back of her throat and then thrust in between her cleavage. Bountiful Boobs brings you some of the dirtiest, hardcore boob action going so let's start with scene one, Gag Order.

So Gag Order, interesting title for the scene. Alexis Sliver starts the scene of receiving a 'gag order' for some jury service, this order prohibits her from speaking about the case and if she does, she gets gagged. Well, does the guy not explain to her exactly what he means about being gagged? She's soon got his dick rammed down her throat and she sure is gagging as he pushes it straight down her throat until she gags all over his cock. Then, he thrusts his cock in between her boobs so she can tit fuck him. As well as the gagging and the tit fucking, like most hardcore movies, they try out a variety of different positions with Alexis' bouncing boobs flying everywhere! When it comes to the cum shot Alexis gets down on her knees and opens up her mouth to receive a trickle of spunk - I wish it was more and her big tits could have got covered in the stuff but oh well. One thing that annoyed me about this scene was the funny angles that the camera would just switch in, made me feel as though I was losing out on some of the action although there was plenty there to keep me going.

I'll come back to the second scene in a minute but I have to tell you about scene 3, it was my favorite. It should really have been called Mall Whore - it starts of with a sexy brunette in her tight pvc outfit telling her husband she's going out to the mall. Of course she's got her tits hanging out and everything on show so it gets a bit heated. He starts shouting at her telling her he's going to stick his dick in her mouth and he does. She deepthroats him and she gags all over him, obviously he loves it so keeps her going and I think she loves it too! At this point I have counted 4 piercings on this girl! Kinky! He spits inside her pussy and gets her ass warmed up for the anal by fucking her pussy - what a funny little scream this girl has. So after she's had her ass pounded her husband then sticks himself inside her asshole and fucks her (with that funny little scream she has) in all sorts of positions, every now and then pulling out so she can lick her own ass juice and then cums all in her mouth. The only 'downside' to this scene was the horrible cheesy music played throughout! Definitely my favorite scene - I don't do anal personally but well, it's quite 'interesting' to watch!

WIth six scenes in all I figure I should let you in on scene number six! It starts of with a busty blonde vixen giving her tits a good going over, showering them in kisses and licks. Her hands move slowly down her body to rub her pussy and after 5 minutes of self gratification a head pops up and licks her pussy! Lucky girl! She returns the favour and sucks his cock quickly getting on top of him to ride him, her big bouncing boobs flying everywhere.

There were a couple of scenes with cheesy music, some rather strange angles and of course that odd screaming from the girl in scene 3! But the main focus of the movie was the boobs, they were flying everywhere and it made for a very enjoyable hour or two! Longer than most movies but certainly no less entertaining.

I Only Love... Fucking Berlin from Private
Reviewed by James

First the bad news: our sexy hostess for this film, Ioni e does not actually fuck on the screen. Which, given that we get to see her cracking body in a variety of outfits, is a damn shame because she is fucking cute. The things I would do to that girl, I cannot begin to tell you – well actually I could but this isn’t about the perverted things I would like to do to porn stars. That’s an upcoming article. This is about the film, and here’s the good news, clearly realising that one stand-in simply will not do Ionie brings a whole bevvie of beauties to screw on screen for your viewing pleasure. Ace.

The film opens with us arriving at Venus, Berlin's biggest sex show which appears to be populated solely by people with pixels instead of faces. Odd. Ionie and Natalia, a hard-bodied blonde, wander round in tiny black outfits recruiting these pixelated punters to come watch a public fuck-show. If you can’t be arsed to watch that skip forward to 5min.45sec – there we go. Natalia and Dougie get down to in on a leather couch whilst being watched and filmed. Well, Nat gets down to it; Doug mainly just sits there. Hell, you don’t interrupt a professional at work. After blowing him for a few minutes Natalie gets him to make her pussy wet so the can get to the fucking in earnest. Which they do, Nats big boobs spill out everywhere as they fuck and suck each other to helpful directions from the crowd; “Move her hair!” “Fucking suck that cock!”

But there is no cum-shot! Bastard security move them on. Denied!

Fortunately Ionie knows what we want and moves the action to a hotel room, stopping only for her to change into a sexy slip and Natalia into outfit made entirely of straps. Works for me. Dougie stays with his nothing-but-a-thin sheen of sweat look. Incidentally Doug flaunts porn tradition by being not ludicrously muscled, not sporting tattoos, being good looking and actually having some pubic hair! Yes he has a dick that makes me cry a little when I look to my own lap but still- nice to see a male porn star who doesn’t look a) like a bowl of lard with a huge shlong or b) like he would put his fist right through your chest if you looked at him wrong in a bar.

Nat sucks Doug back to hardness whilst Ionie films, gives directions and bitches about the security. She sucks him so big that he can’t fit into her pussy (I told you he was impressive. Sob.) Doug and Ionie add spit, “nature’s lube”, and he moves inside her for some great fucking. They switch positions and Nat works herself into coming whilst riding his cock. Not to be outdone Doug gets on top of her and fucks her really hard to get himself to the edge before pulling out and giving her a mouth and faceful of cum which she eagerly spreads over her face as she cleans him off.

Then we're back to the punters, if you like watching hot girls make foreigners uncomfortable “Wanna see a lez show? Do you?” and watching some male pole dancers then cool. Otherwise skip forward to 5min 30sec and we’re back to the couch for some girl-on-girl. Ionie has picked up another blonde for Nat to work on. Lots of showy, aggressive, fingering and pussy-licking. The pixelated people look pleased. Finding themselves a strap on (which isn’t hard. They’re at a sex festival for fucks sake) Nat takes the domme role having her friend suck her pseudo-dick before bending her over and giving her a seeing to. Nat does her from behind, make her bounce up and down on her strap-on and finishes by having all the juice licked for it.

The third scene make a mockery of the title as it’s in London. Does no-one respect semantics? Regardless Ionie wanders the streets with camera and sex toy and intimidates some apparently random guy, Bob, into coming to fuck. Three minutes in and we meet Sabrina a filthy-talking, anal-loving brunette in fishnets. She plays with herself whilst talking dirty with Ionie. Seven minutes in and Bob appears to lick and play with Sabrina. Bob earns himself a blowjob with lots of spit and gagging. Bobs, uh, size, control and that fact that he’s totally shaven make me doubt that he’s actually some guy off the street but hell; I’d like to keep my dreams and he gives a good show. First from behind then Sabrina sits astride him then a showy missionary, all with loud gasping and moaning (from her, not him) before he cums all over her boobs.

Back on the streets for scene four, Ionie gets back to her porn-mugging then, 2min.30 in, we’re introduced to Angel Long; assumedly named for her legs and blond hair. Angel, very cute in pink, fucks herself with a dildo to get ready for Terry, a ‘random’ black guy who wastes no time in licking Angel’s pussy. After getting her good and wet he spreads her legs and gives her a fucking. Angel moans and talks dirty before Terry is whisked off so that Angel can work on another girl. But Terry is not to be denied and seeing Angel patented mouth-dildo-pussy trick I can’t really blame him. The three of them lick and suck before Terry takes Angel from behind then pulls out and cums in her mouth. Angel and friend play with the cum, blowing bubbles and rubbing it into themselves.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to wander the streets to look for a roaming porn star with a camera. Hey, it could happen.

Deviant from Harmony Films
Reviewed by James

You know the problem with a lot of porn these days? Aside from the Austrian nad-eating virus that’s plaguing the industry, obviously. A lot of porn these days is too… clean. Chirpy teens in cute outfits get lured into stripping and screwing. Fun, sure and you get the cum-blasting at the end but it’s still just not dirty enough, y’know? Not PORN enough. It’s just not the dirty, filthy, hardcore porn that makes you feel unclean in that way that’s just SO good. Well fret you not filth-lovers ‘cause this is just for you.

We start with some creepy music in an industrial looking factory. Chains, smoke and chunky bits of equipment are lit up by neon strip lights. This is some hardcore metal working factory. This is the sort of factory Blade would stalk into before he killed 15 vampires and an evil puppy. This is a damn cool looking factory in other words. We then move to lovely pair of stocking-clad legs in some bright red fuck-me stripper shoes waking into an office. The camera pans up to reveal an office worker Keira, with a face and body every bit as good as the legs suggested. She’s looking at pictures of men “hard” at work (there’s a pun there. Did you see it? HARD at work, no? I despair of you people.) and enjoying herself with fingers and a bright pink vibrator.

But hell, downstairs in the factory are any number of half-naked buff young steelworkers with massive cocks. (Only men with hefty packages are allowed to work in this factory. HR policy.) Enough of this self-pleasure, girl, get your beautiful little arse downstairs! Soon Keira, looking fucking gorgeous in stockings knickers and blouse (no bra. Another HR policy. Bras get caught in the machines. S’true.) is sucking on some prime steelworker meat. Her bright red secretary glasses match her lipstick and shoes and enhance her eyes as she gazes up into the camera. First one guy then two and she’s soon sucking them both as the faintly creepy music plays. She gets stripped and oiled, all the while sucking cock before being ass-fucked by, uh, some steel balls on a stick. I have no idea what good they are in a steel work sense but they certainly do the job on her as the goggled steelworker takes them to her arse. A giant metal dildo then gets used on her wet pussy before the steelworker decides that it’s his turn at her. She then gets strapped upside down for an upside down spit-roast- her cute body swinging in a harness as she takes cock at either end. Finally she’s bent over to get drilled and then spunked in the ass.

A really red hot, filthy dirty, sexy scene, the blokes made nicely anonymous in goggles and smudges of engine oil with the stunning lass getting fucked between then. Awesome.

Blonde Alicia Rhodes , very sexy in black corset and stockings, is whipping and teasing her tattooed slave. Tied to a rack he gets lashed with a cat o’nine tails, flicked with a riding crop before taken in his mistress’s mouth. Hard. Now I’m not into submission myself but the hot deep messy blowjob she deals out would almost be worth the cock spankings. Almost. Still - I don’t have to endure them, I just enjoy the show - you go girl! Putting her man on a collar she forces (well, I say forces, doesn’t take much) him to lick her ass and pussy and fuck her with a mouth-mounted dildo.

The action then splits - half the time we see Alicia get her ass stretched by a glass dildo but inter cut with a very cute little maid Gem Sparkle giving pleasure to a besuited man. On reflection I’d totally prefer to be the guy in the former bit of this Pleasure/Pain palace. He fingers her and inserts a curly pig tail butt-plug into her pert ass which then bobs up and down as she sucks him off. Very wrong but still pretty damn hot. The scenes then merge with Mistress Keira arriving to yell encouragement and suck the maids pussy-juice from the business man’s cock. Then things jump back and forth so it’s a little confusing who’s fucking who and when, the maid having ditched her costume for a black corset. Nonetheless the action is all hard and graphic with close-ups of ass and pussy-fucking before the money-shots.

Another split scene - we start with very sexy brunette Lolly Badcock hangs upside down naked but for long black rubber boots and belt. Her boobs and shaven pussy are nicely on display. A red-rubber (and beret) clad Michelle Thorn arrives to shove her crotch into Lolly’s face. Well you would, wouldn’t you?

Things then go to a fully masked, crucified man being teased by a black mistress in a red beret (standard issue for this dungeon), white fishnets and a pink rubber.. I don’t know what it is. Dress? Corset? Bodystocking? Whatever, it looks fucking great, the pink highlighting her chocolate breasts and bottom as she bend over to suck cock.

From here action splits between the two: Lolly gets tied-up again, this time in a skimpy Catwoman outfit to get caned, spanked, fingered and dildoed by her blonde captor, yelling and gasping all the while. That’s the way to deal with Catwoman, Batman. Hope you’re listening. Halfway through Michelle spreads her legs… and pisses on the floor. How random. But toilet break is over and Michelle swaps the dildo to Lolly’s ass before putting her over a stand up glass dildo to fuck herself to orgasm. Not to be outdone Michelle uses a huge red dildo to fuck her own pussy.

Whilst this is going on we flip to blind man-slave who’s eagerly licking his black mistress’ pussy. Given he can’t see he makes a damn fine job of it too. This is a man who could find the clitoris by taste alone. Shame on you rest-of-the-male-population. He moves on to her asshole (by design, I’m assuming) and tongues her out as she moans before swapping headgear (difficult to aim when your blind) to give her a proper fucking and cums over her ass. Filthy and fantastic.

The next scene, titled Dominance Submission starts with our sub Elle Brook - a naked, blindfolded girl vacuumed in between rubber sheets like a sexy carbonited Han Solo. (Have no clue what I’m talking about? YOU need to go to more fetish clubs, my friend! That or have more perverted thoughts about Star Wars. Either works.) She’s being fondled by the Dom Michelle B-, a big-titted blonde in a Military Cap.

Action (again) splits to a pert ass and cunt being given electric shocks from a violet wand. The owner of the ass moans and touches herself as her bum and pussy-lips are shocked before she’s fucked. I’m pretty sure she’s our sub from the sheet but who can tell. After being shocked she’s moved to a cage where in a really great section she sucks on the dicks that are shoved through the bars. Later released she’s fucked and cum over.

Meantime Michelle has found herself a bound up guy who she fondles and beats with a crop before sucking his dick down (still in the cap. Looks cracking.) before having him fuck her ass. Another man enters (presumably from another scene) to fuck her mouth while her ass is taken. There’s some really pounding action before she wanks spunk into her waiting mouth.

This is all really high quality stuff. The sets, the music is good, the costumes are perfect and the girls all damn sexy. Plus the masks and goggles on the guys really worked for me. I have to admit that personally I wasn’t a huge fan of the jumping between two sections in the scenes every 5 odd minutes as the smoke, darkness and graphic shots meant it was a hard to follow what was going on. But that minor niggle aside it’s excellent high end, dirty, filthy, perverted stuff. Rubberiffic.

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Tracey's Bored Local Housewives 2 from Tracey's Home Video
Reviewed by Bayleaf

Quite what Tracey was thinking when she named this series is hard to fathom. The local housewives featured here look anything but bored as their pussies get treated to tongue and cock. Viewers of the first part will be familiar with some of the the cast: Nicky, who was so nicely fucked in part one, continues on the bed with Tracey, while young Jade-from-Scotland lets the boys fuck her this time.

British housewives differ from their American cousins in several ways. US MILF's are generally tanned, toned, surgically enhanced and often under 25. Indeed one can watch an actress in a teen scene one day and in a MILF series the next. Here in the UK our mums are pink, they have big pink titties, nicely shaped pink legs and pink tummies that attest to their motherhood. British housewives also sound like they're being fucked, they make gasping and grunting noises from their throats rather than a nasal whine and the constant instruction "oh, oh, fuck my pussy" from an LA bedroom. So when Tracey's bored housewives fuck they gasp and groan, a lot.

The programme opens with Jade-from-Scotland, who gives her name to camera in a way that makes you feel that she was christened that way, introducing herself wherever she goes as Jade-from-Scotland. Young Jade is a little out of place here as a bored housewife, since she looks no more than twenty and perfectly capable of having a good time with the boys. The school uniform she wears, sitting on a couch, is hardly current day-wear and it doesn't stay on too long when she introduces two lads. Quick as a flash she has their long, slim cocks out and in her mouth as the boys strip. Jade sucks cock with some skill and as both boys rise to the occasion Jade looses her shirt and bra. The larger of the two boys eventually pops on a condom and Jade pulls her white panties aside and slides down onto his cock in reverse cowgirl. Jade takes both boys in a variety of positions both on the sofa and the bed. Naked but for her white socks, Jade fucks the boys doggy-style with one at each end, in a natural way which highlights the youth of the performers.

In the second scene big and busty Jane promises that her young partner is going to fuck her brains out. Jane, in white shirt, black skirt and hold-ups sits on the edge of the bed and takes her naked partner's cock in her mouth and then, suitably hard, completes Jane's instructions. Having lost her top and panties, Jane lies back to be fucked missionary, then in most positions, ending up in just black holdups with her big pink bum in the air getting cummed over. The scene ends with a closeup of cum sliding down Jane's big smooth pink pussy, nice.

Jade returns with her two friends on a bed but this time the action is strictly oral, ending with the boys wanking over her face.

At the start of the fourth scene Nicky, naked apart from thick white holdups, takes the cameraman to the bathroom to squeeze out a little pee before returning to the bed for a girl-girl action with Tracey. The girls undress each other for some decent pussy munching and fingering before Tracey shoves a large green rabbit-style vibrator into Nicky and continues to keep it switched on - and Nicky turned-on - for the rest of the scene.

Finally Lana, a plain auburn-haired woman with a firm body and perky little tits, is partly undressed from her little black dress before telling her partner that he can fuck her in any position he wants, so he does. On the sofa and on the floor Lana gets fucked in most positions in her black stockings an suspenders.

Some scenes are shot in natural light and others using studio lights but the action is always clear with decent camerawork. In several scenes Tracey is on hand to take the stills, and she joins in the spirit of the production by wearing just black panties and holdup stockings. The outtakes at the end cover the action from both parts of the series so far with Nicky getting fucked.

Fans of British housewife action will not be disappointed and with a little more boy/girl action here this is an improvement on volume one.

Fucky New Year from Private
Reviewed by Hellen

Parties always make for a great setting for an erotic movie, all that drinking and flirting leads to people lowering their inhibitions and anything can happen at the end of the night, Private know this, so they've set their latest release at a glamorous New Years Eve party, where everyone's keen to start 2008 with a bang (or, more precisely, a gang bang) The champagne is flowing, the dresses are tight and low cut and everyone is horny as hell.

In true Private style, all the girls in this film are unbelievably beautiful with stunning bodies and a flawless glamour that you don't really see in other porno films. The way that their purr their dialogue and dirty talk with strong European accents just makes them all the more attractive.

The storyline focusses on several couples who are all attending the same New Years bash, we follow their shagging and seductions in the run up to midnight, and at twelve they all come together for a massive fuckfest to celebrate the new year. Sounds good to me.

The first couple we meet are in the bathroom, getting ready to head out to the party. A beautiful blonde is at the mirror, fixing her make up and bickering with her partner. He suggests they fuck to celebrate the end of the year and although his girl seems somewhat reluctant to agree, she's soon on her knees and sucking cocks with much enthusiasm.

Bouncing up and down on his cock as they perch on the edge of the bath, this dirty girl looks amazing with her flawless body and gives some great head, licking and sucking on his balls and filling her mouth with his cock - whilst keeping her make up perfectly intact!

The party is getting started in the next scene, and in the cloakroom one couple are removing more than just their coats. This pair of sexy brunettes can't keep their hands off each other for very long and they kiss passionately as they remove each others clothing. This sultry dark-haired lass has a great pair of tits, not too big and certainly not to small, and they look fantastic as she gets fucked in reverse cowgirl. This gorgeous girls talks dirty a bit as well - demanding a taste of his cock fresh from her pussy and telling us how much she loves it - and that's sure to keep some of you very happy. If the idea of shagging in the coat room at a busy party isn't enough of a turn on for you, this couple indulge in some anal action amongst the coats of their fellow party goers. A very hot idea as far as I'm concerned. The anal fucking is long, hard and very sexy, even including a dirty bit of ass-to-mouth. This slut is clearly very horny!

Of course, at most parties there's always someone who does something they shouldn't, and here it's two people meeting for a shag they shouldn't be sharing. Both at at the party with their partners, but they meet in the toilet for a discreet shag.

It's that beautiful blonde from the first scene, back and betraying her rude boyfriend in this very hard and sexy scene. She's screaming with pleasure as she fucked hard, her pretty party dress pulled up to reveal her partially shaved pussy with it's cute strip of remaining hair.

Their shag is hard and passionate, with ass spanking, deep thrusting and some pounding anal fucking. Hot stuff. Again, if you bear in mind the fact that this couple are at a crowded party, where anyone could walk in on their filthy antics, it just makes the scene all the more arousing.

In the smoking area of the party, two brunette babes share a cigar - a very erotic sight indeed - and flirt with each other until a handsome bloke arrives on the scene and things get much more physical.

The two girls lavish attention on their muscley stud, and he must have a great time fucking both these sexy girls as they kiss and touch each other making for one very hot threesome.

Now we reach the grand finale, the clock strikes twelve, the new year begins and the clothes come off. It's the sexy dancing that really gets everyone in the mood this time and soon it's an all out orgy of decadent depravity and, of course, hardcore fucking of every variety. Blowjobs, rimming, butt sex and pussy eating are everywhere the camera takes us, as a crowd of party goers dance the night away and look on as our sexy couples go at it around a dinner table.

There's even a little fun with food as one guy smears cake over his cock for his lucky partner to lick up. The moans and groans fill the air as one dirty girl gathers a wine glass full of spunk and drinks the whole lot in one gulp. The rest of the cum - from the different guys - lands in several places (so one of them is bound to fit your spunk-shooting preferences) I spotted one girl getting her tight ass covered in cum, another has her pussy splattered with the sticky stuff, a third babe has her tits covered in spunk, which she then eagerly scoops up and swallows.

It's a fantastic end to a great movie, and I hope at least some of you went to New Year parties that were like this one!

Weird Fuckin' Sex 9: Sexual Oddities #1 from Gentlemen's Video
Reviewed by Solitaire

A motley crue of physical misfits form the cast of Sexual Oddities No. 1: Fat ladies, midgets, 18 inch dicks, football-sized breast implants, and a very polite-sounding English gent cum together in assorted ways for two hours of sometimes car-crash-style viewing.

The first scene features the fattest girl I've ever seen in porn. She has arms like sides of beef and roll upon roll of flab. Along with the cellulite are types of fat I've never seen before and can't begin to name. We're talking morbidly obese... As to the question of how she reaches round to wipe her arse, one camera shot suggests she doesn't bother. But her face is pretty, and her feet surprisingly small and delicate-looking. Her (normal-build) stud risks being crushed as she climbs on top but she bounce away with apparent ease, a mountain of wobbling flesh.

Another porky girl is in the third scene, though this time she's not quite so extremely obese. While still very fat, she carries her weight well, her skin glowing and rolling over itself in a sensual way. Her breasts are like watermelons, the size of her midget stud's head. His cock certainly isn't midget-sized though, and she greedily gobbles it down her throat. Throughout the scene they chat and joke with each other and the cameraman and seem to have a proper laugh. With his little hips, in doggy style he can get in between her giant butt cheeks easier than a normal-sized man could, and it's actually quite a hot scene, even making putting a condom on look erotic.

The midget/normal-sized duo is turned around for a scene with tiny superstar Bridget, interviewing a stud for a job which includes 'cock on call'. Watching her beautiful face suck his hard dick you forget she's a midget till the camera pans out. Just as the midget guy has a big regular dick, Bridget must have a regular-sized pussy, the way her stud's long cock slides in and out effortlessly.

There are two solo masturbation scenes. Blonde bombshell Nicki Hunter talks to camera in the first, lying out in the sunlight and showing us her plump pussy, swollen from a night of sexy dreams. We watch her wank herself off with a plastic plug which goes first in her pussy then her arse. Later on Miss Lola tells us she's all hot from watching porn and wants to fuck something. She sucks her own toes and fingers herself before sliding a big glass dildo into her pink cunt. The camera comes in for a great close-up where we see her face and body through the dildo as her pussy lips for a tight seal around it.

As for that polite English gent - he gets an arseful of strap-on courtesy of a blonde American. Possibly luckily for him, she doesn't look very experienced with strap-ons, and he doesn't get fucked as hard or deep as the equipment would allow. This makes it quite easy watching for any of you guys who are feeling curious but cautious about this kind of play.

Last up Mr 18 Inch and a busty friend compare equipment sizes - her tits and his dick. I reviewed one of his films once ( The 18 Inch Club ) where he didn't ever get fully hard or shoot, but here he gets much firmer and she can't resist seeing whether what doesn't fit in her mouth will fit in her cunt. This is after she wanks that monster cock between her giant tits.

If you're truly into weird sex this might all be a bit tame for you, but if you're a beginner or just fancying seeing something different, this'll fit the bill.